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moghopper

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Morons...
« on: January 29, 2009, 03:23:40 pm »
I'm really starting to hate my humans. I set a safe, undergound water source AND set it so that they will only use designated drinking zones, but they totally ignore my order and go for a drink in the brook ways off.

Idiots, they should all DIE
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Pilsu

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Re: Morons...
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 03:54:41 pm »
Build a well on top of it, that should encourage them to drink the stale disgusting muddy water
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 07:07:29 pm »
Or zone it for drinking and set orders to only drink from a drinking zone.  What drives me nuts is when dwarves would rather get thirsty than drink wate when my booze pile gets low.
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 07:11:10 pm »
Lock 'em in.  Or let the carp weed out the weak.
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 09:00:26 pm »
I agree we should launch a genocide against humans!
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 09:36:03 pm »
Quote from: Rilder on January 29, 2009, 09:00:26 pm
I agree we should launch a genocide against humans!
YA VIVA REVO-wait what?
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tacklemcclean

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Re: Morons...
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 12:09:44 am »
how do you get humans?

you're supposed to have DWARVES!
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 02:14:13 pm »
Quote from: tacklemcclean on January 30, 2009, 12:09:44 am
how do you get humans?

you're supposed to have DWARVES!
modding my dear fellow.
add [CIV_CONTROLABLE] to human's entity def in raw\objects\entity_standard.txt
you can also add it to the other civs, but i brlieve humans are the only ones remotely playable without more work.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 02:18:58 pm by SolarShado »
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 05:34:34 pm »
Above ground fortresses.
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Re: Morons...
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 12:18:56 am »
I suggest my method. Reroute the brook to where you want the drinking, and sink wells into it.
Just make sure to put in flood control.
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Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.