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[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Would you make a bridge out of saguaro?

I wouldn't, that's a stupid idea. But then in again it is dwarf fortress we are talking about.

[WorkerDrone]

Also, what kind of guards would you want checking for those blasted elves, and those

Dern Walruses

?

I for one like the idea of dwarves in those navy blue outfits, shining flashlights and generally being rather incompetent, and of course the one competent guard armed with a shotgun, punting elves into the magma Sparta sytle, and blasting those

Dern Walruses

into oblivion.

Good times.