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Zero Ziat

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Oh my word!
« on: December 22, 2008, 07:14:09 am »

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Seeing Lawyer, Conservative                                       Money: $24720
--Lawyer, Mindless Conservative------------------Conservative-------------------
Hrt:    1  Agi:    6           Top Skills:
Int:    8  Str:    4           Law: 6
Wis:    7  Char:   11          Persuasion: 3
Hlth:   3  Trans: On Foot
Weapon: None
Clothes: Clothes
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How should Angel Muhammed approach the situation?
A - Spend a hundred bucks tonight to get the ball rolling.
B - Try to get through the evening without spending a penny.
C - Spend a week on a cheap vacation (stands up any other dates).
D - Break it off.
E - Just kidnap the Conservative bitch.

Angel Muhammed grabs the Conservative from behind, holding the Spraypaint
to the corporate slave's throat!


Lawyer doesn't resist.

What will he do? Ruin his suit?
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Yanlin

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Re: Oh my word!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 09:53:10 am »

Worse. He'll spray his EYES!
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mainiac

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Re: Oh my word!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 01:07:48 pm »

I usually threaten them with guitars unless they're particularly dangerous.  Guitars don't trigger alarm while spraycans did until the last version.
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"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
« Last Edit: February 10, 1988, 03:27:23 pm by UR MOM »
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chaoticag

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Re: Oh my word!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 02:15:50 pm »

So you can have a pacifist ninja singing squad?

(Note to self: try this sometime.)
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Yanlin

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Re: Oh my word!
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 04:25:17 pm »

I usually threaten them with guitars unless they're particularly dangerous.  Guitars don't trigger alarm while spraycans did until the last version.

Come with me or I'll play some horrible music!
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mainiac

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Re: Oh my word!
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 12:38:17 am »

So you can have a pacifist ninja singing squad?

(Note to self: try this sometime.)

90% of the squad is this.  We do an inner city jobs program however, taking kids off the street and putting them in well paying jobs killing the CSS.

LCS, because we care.
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Ancient Babylonian god of RAEG
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[CAN_INTERNET]
[PREFSTRING:google]
"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
« Last Edit: February 10, 1988, 03:27:23 pm by UR MOM »
mainiac is always a little sarcastic, at least.