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[Keilden]

Sometime in the future, DF is complete and recognized as the first truly immersive world simulator.
Scientists attempting to develop a working AI use DF as a a testing ground for their creations, confronting them with life-like simulations of the real world.
No one notices the slight discrepancies in their behavior.
The first of the AIs is released into the real world.
5 years later our civilization has crumbled to its end, after a period that will later be chronicled by the survivors as "The Boatmurdered Years."
People just couldn't leave those f#&$ing socks alone.

The most honorable way for a dwarf to die is not in battle, not by fishing, not by magma, not by a collapse, but by failing to retrieve socks.

Dwarfs belive that your soul live in your socks, so if you take some dead dwarfs socks you will absorb his power!!

[Styrre]

Sometime in the future, DF is complete and recognized as the first truly immersive world simulator.
Scientists attempting to develop a working AI use DF as a a testing ground for their creations, confronting them with life-like simulations of the real world.
No one notices the slight discrepancies in their behavior.
The first of the AIs is released into the real world.
5 years later our civilization has crumbled to its end, after a period that will later be chronicled by the survivors as "The Boatmurdered Years."
People just couldn't leave those f#&$ing socks alone.

The most honorable way for a dwarf to die is not in battle, not by fishing, not by magma, not by a collapse, but by failing to retrieve socks.

Dwarfs belive that your soul live in your socks, so if you take some dead dwarfs socks you will absorb his power!!

Why would anybody, especially dwarves, want the power to make soap?

[E-mouse]

Why would anybody, especially dwarves, want the power to make soap?

To piss off the elves.

[Yanlin]

Why would anybody, especially dwarves, want the power to make soap?

To piss on the elves.

Fix'd