First a small back story. It was only spring of year 100, the elves were wiped out except for some running wild in the woods. My adventurer after a bit of practice on groundhogs thought himself ready for a quest.
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I talked with the Mayor of Paddletaper and was sent to slay a giant that had recently become a problem. A short trek later and I had located the villians lair. After a series of battles I had eliminated my target and his entire family. I had also recovered everything he had stolen from us.
I returned to Paddletaper to tell the good news. Much to my dismay when I arrived the mountain home was overrun by antmen, gremlins, and naked mole dogs. The King, his guards, and the Mayor had all fled; the other guards were running to catch up. I quickly set to exterminating the vermin, but I just was not fast enough. Peasants and farmers were dying in the halls nearby, and all I could do was slog through the fray.
When the battle finally ended, I approached the only other survivor. A simple farmer, that had fought like the goblins demon; once he was crippled the beasts had ignored him. He lay there screaming in agony, slowly bleeding to death from all the places his bones stuck through his skin. After just a moment I decided. I raised my hammer high and smashed the farmers head into the floor. He didn't deserve the agony he was in.
I turned to walk out of the mountain home for good. In that moment I saw a young guardsman had been watching from around the corner. As he raised his crossbow to shoot me I was stuck by a berserk rage. Licking the mixtures of blood, guts, and gore from my hammer I charged the guard. My fell scream could be heard by those that still fled the mountain, "All dwarves will die, and I will rend the limbs of that cowardly king."
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So after a very mean assault on the place they fled to I spent quite a few months tracking down those that fled from me. I took a little break in there (34 dwarves left scattered, and 40 notable kills to my name) to make a fortress with some cheats for the sole purpose of decking out adamantine gear. I finally caught up with the king a month after taking possession of all my new gear. I should have recorded the fight, but I didn't. The log is plenty amusing enough though.
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You are no longer in hiding.
The King babbles, "...Prepare to die!"
You taunt back, "Oh, so you finally grew a pair."
You bash The King in the left foot with your *Adamantine crossbow*!
It is mangled!
The King's left ankle has been badly sprained!
The King's second toe, left foot has been broken!
The King falls over.
"Get up you wimp.", you say while backing off.
You grab The King by the third finger, right hand with your right upper arm!
"I know you can stand on that little sprain. I will even pick you up."
"Bah, pitiful. Stay on the floor then."
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's third finger, right hand.
You grab The King by the left foot with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's left ankle with Your right upper arm!
The King misses You!
You break The King's left ankle!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's left foot.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's left foot.
You grab The King by the right upper leg with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's right hip with Your right upper arm!
You badly sprain The King's right hip!
The King misses You!
You badly sprain The King's right hip!
You break The King's right hip!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's right upper leg.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's right upper leg.
The King misses You!
You counterstrike!
You grab The King by the right lower leg with your left upper arm!
You lock The King's right knee with Your left upper arm!
You sprain The King's right knee!
The King strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You badly sprain The King's right knee!
You break The King's right knee!
You release the joint lock of Your left upper arm on The King's right lower leg.
You release the grip of Your left upper arm on The King's right lower leg.
The King misses You!
You grab The King by the throat with your ðAdamantine backpackð!
The King misses You!
You place a chokehold on The King's throat with Your ðAdamantine backpackð!
You strangle The King's throat!
The King passes out.
You strangle The King's throat!
You strangle The King's throat!
You release the choke hold of Your ðAdamantine backpackð on The King's throat.
You grab The King by the left upper arm with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's left shoulder with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's left shoulder!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's left upper arm.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's left upper arm.
You grab The King by the right lower arm with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's right elbow with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's right elbow!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's right lower arm.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's right lower arm.
You grab The King by the left hand with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's left wrist with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's left wrist!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's left hand.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's left hand.
You grab The King by the throat with your ðAdamantine backpackð!
You place a chokehold on The King's throat with Your ðAdamantine backpackð!
You strangle The King's throat!
You strangle The King's throat!
You release the choke hold of Your ðAdamantine backpackð on The King's throat.
You release the grip of Your ðAdamantine backpackð on The King's throat.
The King regains consciousness.
You grab The King by the right upper leg with your left upper arm!
The King struggles in vain against the grip of Your left upper arm on The King's right upper leg.
You release the grip of Your left upper arm on The King's right upper leg.
You grab The King by the left upper leg with your left lower arm!
You lock The King's left hip with Your left lower arm!
You badly sprain The King's left hip!
You break The King's left hip!
The King gives in to pain.
You release the joint lock of Your left lower arm on The King's left upper leg.
You release the grip of Your left lower arm on The King's left upper leg.
You grab The King by the right upper arm with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's right shoulder with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's right shoulder!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's right upper arm.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's right upper arm.
You grab The King by the left lower arm with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's left elbow with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's left elbow!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's left lower arm.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's left lower arm.
"I never really noticed how smooth this floor is, and blood just makes it slick."
You grab The King by the lower body with your *Adamantine crossbow*!
"Get back over here. There are more limbs to break."
You release the grip of Your *Adamantine crossbow* on The King's lower body.
You grab The King by the right hand with your right lower arm!
You lock The King's right wrist with Your right lower arm!
You cripple The King's right wrist!
You release the joint lock of Your right lower arm on The King's right hand.
You release the grip of Your right lower arm on The King's right hand.
You grab The King by the left lower leg with your right upper arm!
The King regains consciousness.
You lock The King's left knee with Your right upper arm!
You badly sprain The King's left knee!
You cripple The King's left knee!
The King gives in to pain.
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's left lower leg.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's left lower leg.
You grab The King by the right foot with your right upper arm!
You lock The King's right ankle with Your right upper arm!
You cripple The King's right ankle!
You release the joint lock of Your right upper arm on The King's right foot.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The King's right foot.
"There, now you like you should."
You grab The King by the throat with your right lower arm!
You place a chokehold on The King's throat with Your right lower arm!
You strangle The King's throat!
"Well, maybe just a little more."
You bash The King in the left lower leg with your *Adamantine crossbow*!
It is mangled!
The King's left knee has been crippled again!
You bash The King in the head with your *Adamantine crossbow*!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
The King is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The King slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
‹ngiz Godenginet, King has been struck down.
You pick up the ‹ngiz Godenginet's head and put it in your ðAdamantine backpackð.
You begin sneaking.
Now to find 14 more dwarves.