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Areyar

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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2008, 10:39:35 am »

The more exotic minded connoiseurs of meat know that unlike Yeti meat, the flesh of wizards is frequently self-cooking.
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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2008, 11:02:49 am »

The more exotic minded connoiseurs of meat know that unlike Yeti meat, the flesh of wizards is frequently self-cooking.

 But we must not deny the advantages of Yeti meat, like the ability to never spoil thanks to naturally cold temperatures.

 It should be noted that Dwarf meat seems to have cells with beards, thus making eating it... a little nasty.
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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2008, 06:38:45 am »

I'm still waiting for someone to add wizards to their game, and then post an example of a fine wizard roast, made with wizard, topped with wizard.
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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2008, 12:35:05 pm »

Eat your wizzard meat little dwarf!  It'll make you grow up big and strong!  Or possibly make you explode.  That's magic for you.

Ugh... who would want to eat Rincewind?
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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2008, 12:39:52 pm »

From the scars on his back, it can be assumed that quite a few people have wanted to eat him.
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Re: Delicious Wizard Meat
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2008, 06:15:33 pm »

From the scars on his back, it can be assumed that quite a few people have wanted to eat him.
No, nothing would want to eat Rincewind.  He spends so much time running, he would just be too hard to eat.
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