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[Knirisk]

Firstly, I've been watching these forums for a while now, reading the fun
community games 'n' such, but then I had a funny challenge fortress idea:

The diningroom of the world.

Basically, you don't smelt metal, a kitchen must be set up immediately to get
cooking the meat, all lavish foodstuffs that are completely composed of syrup
must be discarded and left to rot.

Oh, and peasants are the diners, any leftover unneeded profession like
"Potashmaker" are called the Minutemen, basically recruits that are only
activated in times of need. Nobles are locked in their rooms with only a single
food grate which drops food/drink down, usually the worst food available.

The only reason I actually made this into a community game is because I'm
AWFUL at keeping stuff up. I only play DF every so often and can only play
it every so often. Also, unfortunately, I tried to mod a mildly custom civ
specifically so only food-related words came into being, but it failed miserably
and I get empty names here and there that I need to modify with DC. I also
downloaded Deon's Things You Eat mod for more variety. Minerals appear in
every stone, too, and in large quantities, but considering that I'm not
actually smelting them, they'll be more for color once the restaurant gets
going.

And so, let it begin. If I forgot any other notes, I'll add them eventually.

Official record of Kordam, "Teethcosmos"

Letter to the Mountainhome, 27th of Felsite
as told by Officially Official Trader Ishlum Idolnuts

     Okay, first things first, I am the official trader of the most official
restaurant Kordam, newly established. As you can see, I like using the word
official, even though this "restaurant" isn't much more than a pile of stone
at the moment. In fact, we haven't even begun getting customers. I assume
the Mountainhome is simply waiting for a sample of our goods to get there.
Things are a bit scattered here and there, despite the fact that they really
SHOULDN'T BE, and it's starting to irritate me. They haven't even set up my
office yet! Yes, that's right! They haven't set up my office yet. Nor did they
bring a fucking AXE to cut wood with, so we won't be sleeping in beds either!



That's pretty much how far we've gotten.

Which is the equivalent of "NOT FAR AT ALL"

Letter to the Mountainhome, 27th of Hematite
as told by Officially Official Trader Ishlum Idolnuts

Yawn. Boring morning precedes boring work. Firstly, the caravan arrived. Yay.
That means more food, wood, and an AXE! Which means we can finally get
the motel section set up. Meanwhile, we've almost completed finishing a lower
level for storing food and are planning, once we get that AXE, to build the
dining room on the bottom level. Very uninteresting so far until I ask this one
guy his name...



Apparantly he has a death wish or something.