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LCS: Selling brownies?
« on: February 05, 2008, 06:10:00 pm »
I was arrested, and sentenced to four months in prison for selling brownies.  The police didn't seem to notice the fact that I had stolen a police car, and were more worried about my exercise of capitalism.  Was this a bug, or is there a reason?
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 06:41:00 pm »
They didn't know you stole it, I'm guessing.
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 06:42:00 pm »
Actually, the mention of the police car was a bit of a lame joke, I was wondering why selling brownies is illegal.
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 06:59:00 pm »
Brownies are special adult brownies that open magical shimmering doorways to the adamatium pits.  The reason they are illegal is that the chemical process involved are identical to the process in most street drugs.
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 07:06:00 pm »
Ohh, THOSE brownies.  That makes a bit more sense.
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 02:10:00 am »
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Originally posted by beorn080:
<STRONG>Brownies are special adult brownies that open magical shimmering doorways to the adamatium pits.  The reason they are illegal is that the chemical process involved are identical to the process in most street drugs.</STRONG>

Ahem. This is awesome. I may use a description similar to this in the game.  :D

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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 08:34:00 am »
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hhhhh.
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 04:49:00 pm »
On the wall is a masterful engraving of a brownie and a demon by Urist McUristpants. The brownie is open. The demon is traveling.
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Quote from: rkyeun on April 05, 2010, 01:09:56 am
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 04:54:00 pm »
Oh...I thought the were selling little girls in the Brownie girl scout thing.   :D
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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 12:15:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by beorn080:
<STRONG>Brownies are special adult brownies that open magical shimmering doorways to the adamatium pits.  The reason they are illegal is that the chemical process involved are identical to the process in most street drugs.</STRONG>

Oh so this is where it came from. I noticed the description when I was playing last night and cracked up.   :D

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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 02:26:00 pm »
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<STRONG>Oh...I thought the were selling little girls in the Brownie girl scout thing.    :D</STRONG>

Haha, I made the same mistake.

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Re: LCS: Selling brownies?
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 03:52:00 pm »
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Haha, I made the same mistake.</STRONG>

I motion that the ability to sell little girls be implemented.

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