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Author Topic: Huh. Wonder why they did that.  (Read 2325 times)

LegoLord

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Re: Huh. Wonder why they did that.
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2008, 09:26:58 pm »

In Dwarven every culture, it is common practice to impale self-proclaimed 'adventurers' simply because they died without slaughtering enough elves.

I have no idea if that's actually true, but it seems to fit so far.
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So even the elves impale their adventurers for not slaughtering enough elves?

For not slaughtering enough of the elves captured by goblins and introduced to their heathen ways, yes.
No, the elven adventurers must kill their kin.  Then they must eat them.  :-\
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember
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