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[Untelligent]

Bronze Collossi have no brains. Just more bronze.

(insert horrendous bronze/brawns pun here)

[Hoborobo234]

They must be Magic then.

[Glacies]

Yes.

[CaveBacon]

I played as a Dragon once, great fun!  I found a chasm in the mountains, and flew through it (I gave Dragons wings and the ability to fly), ripping the heads of beak dogs and spitting (throwing) them at other beak dogs.   Then I went on a rampage in a human town.  I flew in from the next world tile over, because I couldn't exit the tavern (Urist McDragon cancels burninating the peasants, interrupted by door).  My rampage claimed the lives of several humans (fun fact: only creatures that you are wrestling can attack you if you are hovering over their heads), until the archers came, and I was forced to retreat using the human's buildings as cover.  I took an astounding number of wounds to my organs, from the bolts, and still managed to escape without dieing or falling unconscious.

I still have that adventurer on my laptop, and I ought to continue his reign of destruction someday.

[umiman]

Cavebacon: Incorrect. Anything can attack you if you're within range of whatever attack they can do. I've played as fliers before and got swarmed even while flying in the sky.

[Axe27]

I think someone should generate a dwarf like animal that has fifteen limbs and a bijillion internal organs.

I think the spam would be awesome.

[CaveBacon]

I stand corrected.