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[Yanlin]

You're all wrong! He said that the bowyer built another bowyer, not a bowyer's workshop.

Obviously, the first bowyer got trapped inside the second bowyer's abdominal cavity.

I believe that's called having a baby... So, clearly, there's some complications with the pregnancy.

Hmm. I think I see the problem. Does the female in question have a beard? Dwarven babies are much like kangaroos. The baby is born and then crawls into the beard (In a kangaroo's case, pouch.) and then his mother carries it in there until it is old enough to walk.

[Draco18s]

You're all wrong! He said that the bowyer built another bowyer, not a bowyer's workshop.

Obviously, the first bowyer got trapped inside the second bowyer's abdominal cavity.

I believe that's called having a baby... So, clearly, there's some complications with the pregnancy.

Sorry, no, it's worse than that.
Unbirth.

[Kagus]

DRACO!  Bad dog!

[Fuzzy]

You're all wrong! He said that the bowyer built another bowyer, not a bowyer's workshop.

Obviously, the first bowyer got trapped inside the second bowyer's abdominal cavity.

I believe that's called having a baby... So, clearly, there's some complications with the pregnancy.

Sorry, no, it's worse than that.
Unbirth.

To quote the punchline of an adult joke involving a car crash and the naked girlfriend trying to get help while using a shoe to cover her modesty:
"Honey, if he's that far in, I don't think we're gonna get him out."

[Draco18s]

DRACO!  Bad dog!

*Slinks off*
My work here is done.

[Footkerchief]

Hey DoctorZ -- you should edit this thread's title to say "not a bug, please ignore" or something.