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Author Topic: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"  (Read 2113 times)

Axe27

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2008, 11:43:07 pm »

Well, the reason she is still alive is because all the bolts fired at her have trained her agility. Really, the only way to kill her is to drown her alive, lest you want your champions to die at her hands.

Still, it might be worth to cage trap her and sell her to the Elves. That's one bad ass Goblin, and it would be a shame to see her die so easily when she can get more kills in legends.
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

Pilsu

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2008, 02:43:55 am »

Imagine what would have happened if you hadn't dropped her into the pit  :P

I like imagining she fell down and when your dwarves started firing, she quickly discarded her spear and grabbed another shield from a dead friend to fend off the bolts, her friends getting cut down in dramatic slow motion
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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2008, 02:46:43 am »

"Fighting in the shade"?
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Glacies

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2008, 04:45:45 am »

Here's a pic for you all.

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FluffyToast J

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2008, 04:59:13 am »

Nice pic!

That goblin is crazy. I mean literally crazy.
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Joutilas

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2008, 05:06:33 am »

As legends tend to go in this game, so has this legend passed on. Slain by a stray bolt - not one of the masterwork steel and adamantine bolts, but a mere oaken practice bolt :(

She died instantly, without suffering (if you don't count the 12 months that she spent with a broken lung in midst of all the miasma coming from her fallen comrades.

Alas, this does give me some inspiration for my next fortress. Reality entertainment for my dwarfs - labyrinth of death! Now I just need to find myself a starting location with 3 hostile civilizations :)
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Joutilas

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 05:08:00 am »

P.S., it isn't just this fortress and it's founders who are perverted btw. Our "king" just showed up. Wearing only "water covering"...
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Glacies

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 05:55:01 am »

Damn you! You should have caged her and released her on megabeasts.

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2008, 06:25:29 am »

With any luck, that was Stozu's daughter.

So...yeah, good luck next siege.
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Legendary Liar:  "I just stabbed you and you died.  Sorry."
Victim:  "Well, if you say so." *thud*

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2008, 07:02:06 am »

That goblin is crazy. I mean literally crazy.

Ha ha.  My standard online psuedonym is CrazyGoblin.  In fact, that's actually why I picked "Kagus" as my name here.  It means "crazy" in Goblin.

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Re: Legendary Goblin Endurance - aka "Is that all you got?"
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2008, 07:55:01 am »

That goblin is crazy. I mean literally crazy.

Ha ha.  My standard online psuedonym is CrazyGoblin.  In fact, that's actually why I picked "Kagus" as my name here.  It means "crazy" in Goblin.

So, the goblin is daughter of Stozu & Kagus.

Hmmp...
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