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Sukasa

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Carol of the Dwarves
« on: September 24, 2008, 10:07:54 pm »

Sung and composed to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrx-4Awe70

Carol of the Dwarves

Mark raise your bows
Sweet Steel rows
All seem to say
throw your lives away

Dwarf Fortress Cheer
Goblins they are here
Many on each side
Shall to death glide

Oh how they clash
Sword on shield crash
Dwarf Steel and Might
Oh how they fight

Loosed the bolts fly
Rows of targets die
Even as they fall
Into more the brawl



Their leader doth rise
But yet his surprise
Hammers from everywhere
Now he to the air

Dwarf Fortress Cheer
Goblins they are here
Many on each side
Shall to death glide

Bloody, bloody, bloody, Dwarven Fortress
Bloody, bloody, bloody, Dwarven Fortress



Hark!  Sling your swords
Follow now your lords
Forward with the line
Reclaim land of thine

Come now to the peak
Goblins are weak
With Pike and Mace
Now Death they face

Gobs they do flee
Dwarves chase with glee
The siege is no more
Our dead total four

Tend to our hurt
Their return is sur't
Melt down their garb
Cap pike with barb

Bloody, bloody, bloody, Dwarven Fortress
Bloody, bloody, bloody, Dwarven Fortress

March without stop
Goblins do we chop
To them their end
Here comes the Magma!



Burn down the field
Flame past their shield
Victory is near
We need not fear

With Fire at Rear
Hearts filled with fear
Goblin Armies run~~~~

This day is done!

Edit:  Finished it

« Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 12:39:34 pm by Sukasa »
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RavingManiac

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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 07:40:24 am »

That... actually sounds epic
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The resulting party killed 20 dwarves, crippled 2 more and the remaining 9 managed to get along and have a nice party.

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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 09:09:45 am »

:clapping:
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Bullion

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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 11:01:07 am »

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 12:35:59 pm »

Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion
Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion
Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion.
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Oddly enough I find it weird that Dwarves currently cannot attain godhood.

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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 05:05:38 pm »

nice  ;D
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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 06:03:49 pm »

Praise the Miners! Singers!
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A thousand million pool balls made from precious metals, covered in beef stock.

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Re: Carol of the Dwarves
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 06:28:07 pm »

Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion
Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion
Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion Billion.
It's billon, actually. I know from searching for it on Wikipedia and being like "WTF?! Are these guys idiots or something!? They don't know what billion is!?....

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