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G-Flex

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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2008, 08:15:36 pm »

I didn't even have to. One or two decently-prepared meal stacks can basically own any elven caravan.
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2008, 10:09:23 pm »

I use the elves' cloth bins for two purposes: saves me needing to make bins, and it allows me to sew images and then give away the goblin clothes as offerings.

Plus there's just something to be said about blood-stained goblin clothing embroidered with goblins making plaintive gestures.

But indeed, I have trouble with getting any animals after the first couple caravans.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 10:11:45 pm by benoit.hudson »
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2008, 01:19:41 pm »

Giant desert scorpion... O.O

I love elves now.

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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2008, 02:03:39 pm »

Started a new fortress today, in a freezing tundra.

Anyone remember random generic PETA scandal #548564? Well, those lazy tree hugging hippies bring the usual wood, barrels, playstuff, and... shitloads of caged animal corpses. WTF. Seriously. And they do it annually.

Guess the critters freezed to death while the narrow menace stays warm within innumerable layers of rope reed trash. Time to go ecoterrorist to protect the animals and drive back the elves into their forest retreats (they're retreats for a reason, I guess).

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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2008, 03:15:29 pm »

I once had elves bring a grizzly to my glacier fortress and it looked like it might actually survive. But it died in it's cage on my doorstep.  :'(

Oh well, free grizzly bear leather.
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2008, 03:36:36 pm »

Ive noticed this myself actually, its gotten to the point now where I had an elven caravan filled with Bins of cloth and only 3 items of (disgustingly organic) vegtables along with the usual supply of ecofriendly wood...anyway I can solve this besides killing them?
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2008, 03:48:54 pm »

Turn temperature off in the init file.
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2008, 03:55:23 pm »

...along with the usual supply of ecofriendly wood...

Dear Armok! It all makes sense now!  :o

The elves aren't treehuggers, they're the Lumberjack Mafia! They don't care about the trees - they get pissed that you're muscling in on their turf!!
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Re: Elves bringing animals
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2008, 04:10:16 pm »

Dear Armok! It all makes sense now!  :o

The elves aren't treehuggers, they're the Lumberjack Mafia! They don't care about the trees - they get pissed that you're muscling in on their turf!!

 :o  by jove I think your right...   
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