When I say gun, it's more flintlock, not so much 9mm, hehe. What's the term? Artistic liberty?
Anyways, seems like we got our 6.
Also, so I played a bit to get a feel of the map. Some things happened, and I feel like taking some more artistic liberty and running with it. I may end up making a story based on the first 10 minutes of my fort than anything else. We'll see how it goes.
As for Ishmae, I'm sure she'd love to. You'll see.
Degel awoke slowly, eyes adjusting to the light. A dull ache began to radiate from the side of his head. Where the hell was he?
He looked around, and found himself on a beach. He was soaked to the bone, and it seemed another wave was about to make him even mo-
"Wait, no, not the water! Fuck, fuck, fuck", he yelled as he scrambled from the water. He crawled 2 feet before collapsing on his stomach. Clenching his jaw, he waited for the boiling ocean to claim him.
But the water that hit him was as cold as ever. He flailed about in the 2 inch deep water, refusing the shame of drowning in such a shallow pool. He rolled onto his back, the ache in his head turning into a piercing arrow of pain.
Was it all a dream? Had he imagined that entire event?
"Uh, sir, uh, captain...uh, ph Armok, what was it?...Sir Captain General Penguin? Captain...uh...Penguin...sir?"
Degel shot up, the piercing arrow of pain now a pounding hammer of misery. He looked right, then left, in front of him (just in case), then right again. Where the hell was that voice coming from?
"Uh...I'm...behind you, sir."
"Aye, aye, always the last place I fucking look." It took most of Degels effort to face this source of annoying words. In front of him (well, behind him) was a fellow dwarf, larger in size than he, and with a beard that looked singed in many places. His cheeks were almost blackened, and Degel had a feeling it wasn't dirt.
"You are the captain, right?"
"I suppose I am. Or was. Or...uh...well, do you see a ship?" The two dwarves looked around the beach. The sand was black, as was the driftwood which populated it in both directions. There was certainly not a ship hiding anywhere in the surf.
"...uh...no, I don't"
"Then as far as we're concerned, I'm not a captain of anything." Degel got up, and soon the pounding hammer turned into a...well, he was tired of weapon analogies. All he knew is his head fucking killed, and he either needed a stiff drink or a stiffer dagger to plunge into his skull.
Speaking of which, where was his gun? He assumed he dropped it when...well, whatever hit him in the head. Probably debris as the ship was torn apart, maybe that damned mast, or -
"What, sir?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything."
"Yes, well, you started to. Said it was 'probably debris of the ship', right?"
Had he said that? He didn't remember. It was just a passing thought in his head, almost as if someone else was thinking it for him.
"Well then maybe I did, son, maybe I did. I have two questions, and they must be answered if we are to live." The dwarf's eyes grew wide, and he reached for a weapon at his belt that most certainly wasn't there anymore.
"We are under threat, sir?"
"No...no not anything like that. Or maybe we are. What the hell do I know? My head is killing me, like a cleaving axe and...oh shit, I said I'd stop doing that. Fuck it. Here are my questions. Where are we, and who the hell are you?"
"I...I don't know where we are. And my name is Fungus. I work with fire and ash."
"Excellent."