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[Tubi2b]

Debating about continueing this project or not... it was just a personal mess-around thing that gave a few good laughs. Here is one of them.

Spoiler = Log

All random attacks unless you see a section where I grab him with like 6 grapples and begin pinching... ignore that.

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You awaken from your slumber.
You stand up.
The Guard regains consciousness.
You grab The Elf Bowman by the upper body with your right upper arm!
The flying Alder arrow strikes You in the right upper arm!
It is badly damaged!
You adjust the grip of Your right upper arm on The Elf Bowman's upper body.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left foot!
The shot glances away.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left upper arm!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
You charge at The Elf Bowman!
You punch The Elf Bowman in the lower body!
It is battered!
You collide with The Elf Bowman!
You tangle together and fall over!
The Guard is no longer stunned.
The Guard gives in to pain.
You are no longer stunned.
You grab The Elf Bowman by the left ear with your left lower leg!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
You latch on firmly!
The flying Alder arrow strikes You in the left lower arm!
The left lower arm flies off in an arc!
You stand up.
The Elf Bowman breaks the grip of Your mouth on The Elf Bowman's left lower arm.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You release the grip of Your left lower leg on The Elf Bowman's left ear.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You latch on firmly!
The Elf Bowman breaks the grip of Your mouth on The Elf Bowman's left lower arm.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the head!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
The Elf Bowman breaks the grip of Your mouth on The Elf Bowman's head.
You grab The Elf Bowman by the fourth toe, right foot with your right upper arm!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The Elf Bowman's fourth toe, right foot.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the right hand!
It is torn!
The Elf Bowman's right wrist has been sprained!
The Elf Bowman's fourth finger, right hand has been torn!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the right hand!
It is torn!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the right hand!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the right upper arm!
It is badly ripped!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the right upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You grab The Elf Bowman by the right foot with your left upper arm!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left hand!
It is badly ripped!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left hand!
A chunk is torn away!
The Elf Bowman gives in to pain.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left upper arm!
It is badly ripped!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You lock The Elf Bowman's right ankle with Your left upper arm!
You cripple The Elf Bowman's right ankle!
You release the joint lock of Your left upper arm on The Elf Bowman's right foot.
You release the grip of Your left upper arm on The Elf Bowman's right foot.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left foot!
The shot glances away.
You bite The Elf Bowman in the right upper leg!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the right upper leg!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left lower leg!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left lower leg!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left upper arm!
It is broken!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the upper body!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the left lower arm!
The Elf Bowman loses hold of the narrow Rope reed left glove.
The left lower arm is ripped away and remains in Your grip!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the upper body!
It is badly ripped!
The Elf Bowman is having trouble breathing!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
You bite The Elf Bowman in the right lower arm!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The Elf Bowman around by the right lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You pick up the your left lower arm with your right hand.
You bash The Elf Bowman in the upper body with your your left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right lower arm with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
The Elf Bowman loses hold of the *®Larch bow¯*.
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right hand with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right hand with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right hand with your your left lower arm!
It is mangled!
The Elf Bowman's right wrist has been badly sprained!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right lower leg with your your left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right upper leg with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the lower body with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the lower body with your your left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the head with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
The Elf Bowman's right eye has been blackened!
The Elf Bowman's neck has been badly bruised!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the head with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
The Elf Bowman's right ear has been badly bruised!
The Elf Bowman's left ear has been badly bruised!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the head with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right upper arm with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the lower body with your your left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right upper leg with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right lower leg with your your left lower arm!
It is bruised!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the left foot with your your left lower arm!
It is bruised!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the left upper leg with your your left lower arm!
It is bruised!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the head with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right lower leg with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the left lower leg with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the left lower leg with your your left lower arm!
It is battered!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the left lower leg with your your left lower arm!
It is broken!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the right upper arm with your your left lower arm!
It is mangled!
You bash The Elf Bowman in the upper body with your your left lower arm!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
Ula Etharethal£, Elf Bowman has been struck down.
You do not have a free grasp.
The Guard regains consciousness.
The Guard is no longer stunned.
The Guard gives in to pain.
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the left upper arm!
It is badly damaged!
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the lower body!
It is badly damaged!
You feel sick!
Your stomach has been badly pierced!
You miss The Guard!
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the upper body!
It is very badly damaged!
You charge at The Guard!
You strike at The Guard but the shot is parried!
You collide with The Guard!
You tangle together and fall over!
You strike at The Guard but the shot is parried!
The Guard counterstrikes!
The Guard bashes You in the right upper arm with her *®Willow bow¯*!
You lose hold of the your left lower arm.
The right upper arm flies off in an arc!
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the left upper arm!
The left upper arm flies off in an arc!
You grab The Guard by the second finger, right hand with your left upper leg!
The Guard regains consciousness.
You bite The Guard in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The Guard gives in to pain.
You bite The Guard in the right lower arm!
It is torn!
You latch on firmly!
The Guard breaks the grip of Your mouth on The Guard's right lower arm.
The flying Maple arrow strikes You in the left lower leg from behind!
The left lower leg flies off in an arc!
You release the grip of Your left upper leg on The Guard's second finger, right hand.
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the head!
It is badly damaged!
You have been stunned!
Your right eye has been poked out!
You bite The Guard in the left foot!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
You grab The Guard by the head with your right lower leg!
You bite The Guard in the right hand!
It is torn!
The Guard's right wrist has been sprained!
The Guard's thumb, right hand has been badly torn!
You latch on firmly!
The flying Cedar arrow strikes You in the right upper leg!
The right upper leg flies off in an arc!
You shake The Guard around by the right hand!
A chunk is torn away!
The flying Maple arrow strikes You in the upper body from behind!
It is shattered!
You have been shot and killed.

My Summary: Ok so Im a zombie... and I wanted to kill. So I went out and found some elves. Killed about 5 elf children, then a guard came running up.. bit him unconscious, and accidentally fell asleep. Thats where spoiler kicks off. For the jist of it... I started grabbing at this bowman to bite him, but he managed to shoot off one of my arms. I kept attacking and managed to get enough of a hold on him to rip some chunks out of him until he went unconscious. Then I stopped, picked up my arm with my other hand, and proceded to beat him to a lump of gore with it.

Fantastic, now I have one arm.. might as well finish what I started. Walked up a hill and there lies a guard (with a bow). Just like the last one, I go running at him flailing my arms... like a zombie... and fought for a little bit. Of course, he manages to knock off my OTHER arm with his bow (severonbreak enabled); now both go flying through the air. Since it seems I had to grapple him to bite him (with random attacks) I tried to grab him with my leg. Monty Python (Black Knight scene) anyone? A bowman from behind me then shoots off the my lower left leg, the one I tried to grapple him with. Who would quit now.. but wait!

Before my turn, the guard shoots me in the face... poking out my eye. I think we were on the ground at the time from all the wrestling, so I tried to grab him with my right leg (my final limb). I just cant imagine trying to jump up with one leg, grabbing him, and biting him; all with one leg, so we must have been on the ground. You already know... my right leg gets shot off. Now Im just a head missing an eye, upper and lower body, and my left thigh. Naturally I was going to wiggle my way over and bite him some more, but the bowman behind me manages to shoot me in the back, finally killing me.

Note: In a different fight, I managed to (random attacks) bite a hole in an alligators lower body, then bite into that hole again and tear his pancreas and stomach. I thought that was pretty awesome.

[Creamcorn]

Hehe. I have ask, how did he taste?

[Tubi2b]

Glorious.

[Jay]

You do realize zombie versions of every single creature already exist, that have just been taken out by Toady until he can do some proper ruins to put in, right?

You can actually turn people into these zombies by using Companion.
It's great fun, actually.  They instantly turn hostile to their civ, who promptly attack them.
Upon their death, however, the killer is tagged as being hostile to the civ, as the zombie was still technically a member.
Mass hilarity ensues.
The Weaver punches The Farmer in the nose! etc

[Tubi2b]

You do realize zombie versions of every single creature already exist, that have just been taken out by Toady until he can do some proper ruins to put in, right?

You can actually turn people into these zombies by using Companion.
It's great fun, actually.  They instantly turn hostile to their civ, who promptly attack them.
Upon their death, however, the killer is tagged as being hostile to the civ, as the zombie was still technically a member.
Mass hilarity ensues.
The Weaver punches The Farmer in the nose! etc

So ive heard. Is there a new companion out I havent heard about? The last one I tried to get wanted me to download all this mess that I dont want.

[Neoskel]

Once you lost your arms, you didn't need to grapple any more. Punching is your primary attack, so when you can't punch, you use your biting secondary attack.

[Tubi2b]

Once you lost your arms, you didn't need to grapple any more. Punching is your primary attack, so when you can't punch, you use your biting secondary attack.

If this was for the 'I guess you have to grapple before you bite'; I should have noted that I switched my attacks in the raws. Since I have never see a zombie try to bite someone without reaching for them at the same time.