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[Loctavus]

I think you should build a tomb out of that, give it to that miner and let him lead the exploration! His death will be a glorious one.

[Alfador]

My dwarves just know how to piss me off... My legendary engraver (my only one so far in my 2 year old fort) went into a strange mood, claiming a craftdwarfs workshop. He began drawing pictures of shells and skeletons so I hurridly begin slaughtering one of each animal in the vicinity. Having done without fufilling his demand for bones I also realize that my stockpile of shells has gone missing so I hurridly force my fisherdwarf to begin fishing in the swamps again, thankfully he caught 3 turtles which were hurridly prepared and eaten. The shells, having been taken to my none too distant stockpile. Then, to my dismay, as my engraver hurries to the stockpile, not 3 seconds from picking up his desired bones (turned out he wanted turtle bones...) and shells, he is overcome by madness and depression =.="

Yeah, you know, you'd think that finding the materials you wanted at long last would go far towards staving off the madness.

Unless it was a possession, in which case having the strange force possessing you get bored and wander away just while you were getting the last few bits of stuff would certainly drive one mad.

[Jetman123]

Just close the front door.  The goblins will stand around outside confused until get you whatever you need built.

Goblins can't open doors or pick locks.

Also the chain is great for sprucing up a noble's room.

But I do like the name.

Unless they bring trolls. In that case, Armok help you.

[chaoticag]

Just close the front door.  The goblins will stand around outside confused until get you whatever you need built.

Goblins can't open doors or pick locks.

Also the chain is great for sprucing up a noble's room.

But I do like the name.

Unless they bring trolls. In that case, Armok help you.

Copper doors are Armok's blessing.

[Jetman123]

I'm not sure, but I think trolls and other large creatures can now topple walls. Go with that moat to be really safe.

[Ryo]

Speaking of irony - most of my dwarves (humans actually, but meh) have all been building the waterworks recently. It's a labyrinth of pumps, grates, waterfalls and gear assemblies. Unfortunately, one peasant became trapped on a roof and died. Of dehydration.