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Grey Hunter

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We dug it our way
« on: September 13, 2007, 07:11:00 am »

sung to the tune of "my way" by Frank Sinatra

And now, the end is near,
Its time to face the final demon.
And now, it is so clear,
We dug to deep here.

Regrets, we have a few,
To many to mention
And now, at the end,
we're in a situation.

But when,  we first got here,
there was nothing, but a cliff face,
and then, we we made a plan,
and dug it our way!

We made a cave, called it home,
and survived a winter,
Our smith arrived,
and we built a smelter

In the spring, we built a still
and started to, brew ale,
and when, it was Finally done,
We drank it all day!

Then we dug deeper
and struck  some gold,
along, the way we lost,
some dwarves to the river,

I guess, now and then,
Thats bound to happen,
and when, we dug for coal,
that caused a cave in.

And Then, a dwarf went mad,
and claimed a workshop,
and there, he made The Plain Whiteness of the Soul,
He Made it his way!

The hold, continued to grow
with scores of migrants,
they came, drawn by tales
told by merchants

one day, some nobles came,
with demands and mandates,
and we, we broke our backs,
to keep them happy!

When,  we hit the magma,
the poor miner, burned
but then, we cleared him up,
and build a forge

in time, the goblins came
and we were beseiged.
lots of dwarves, they all died
but we fought them our way!

After that, our engravers worked
their work, it was disturbed
The Goblin stands, and he laughs
the dwarf is fetal.

Then, the elephants came,
and we again did battle,
we scores more,
killed by Ivory!

the Goblins, they came again,
this time we killed them with magma,
the elves, they were not pleased,
for we had killed, all the trees.

but now, we near the end,
for we have bridges of steel.
and in, our quest for gold,
We crossed the magma!

and there, we woke an evil,
and demons, they got medival,
We fought, many died,
but we won, in the end,

and then, we dug deeper
now, with building fear,
but then, we struck,
ADMIMANTIUM!

And thats, how we fell,
as greed, did overwelm,
and and we began to mine,
and really went to town.

but now, the end is near,
and we face the final deamon.
and now, we'll all die, but we know.
we mined it our way!

                                        Dwarven Childrens Song.
                                        Circa 1405

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Re: We dug it our way
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 11:28:00 pm »

Clap clap clap clap clap!
Hee-larious. I can't wait to see this sung on the YouTubes. Volunteers, anyone?
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