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[imajia]

I never played Adventure Mode, so I abandoned my last fort (~150 dwarfes) and choose "play now!" to find my abandoned fort. I haven't found it, but I know I'm in the right area:

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No.  That's disgusting.
You lie on the ground.
The Royal Guard vomits.
The Dwarf Furnace Operator vomits.
The Dwarf Champion is no longer stunned.
The Royal Guard vomits.
You have nothing left to drop.
You have nothing to fire with.
You pick up the vomit with your left hand.
The Dwarf Tax Collector vomits.
You have nothing left to wear.
You have nothing left to throw.
The Dwarf Tax Collector is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Tax Collector vomits.
The Dwarf Tax Collector vomits.
The Dwarf Champion is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Furnace Operator is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Planter vomits.
The Dwarf Planter vomits.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Planter vomits.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Child is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Child is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Planter vomits.
The Dwarf Planter vomits.
The Dwarf Child is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Planter is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Child vomits.
The Dwarf Child is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Champion vomits.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!

"No.  That's disgusting."
I played with the keys and tried to eat vomit. Pansy human.

"[dwarf] vomits"
Each step I make, a bunch of dwarfs vomit. Each step.

"The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!"
Might be related to the "The Dwarf Baby falls over." messages I got. At a certain point, the baby seemed to be more efficient and I got less vomit messages, but more baby messages (I removed the non-baby-messages.).

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The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!
The Dwarf Baby is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!
The Dwarf Baby is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!
The Dwarf Baby is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!
The upper body is bruised!
The right upper leg is bruised!
The Dwarf Baby's right hip has been sprained!
The Dwarf Baby is no longer stunned.
The Dwarf Baby slams into an obstacle!
The lower body is battered!
The lower body is broken!
The Dwarf Baby looks sick!
The Dwarf Baby's pancreas has been broken!
The Dwarf Baby's spleen has been badly bruised!
The Dwarf Baby's lower spine has been badly bruised!
The left hand is battered!
The left foot is battered!
The Dwarf Baby's first toe, left foot has been badly bruised!
The Dwarf Baby's fourth toe, left foot has been badly bruised!
The lower body explodes in gore!
The right lower arm is battered!
The head is battered!
Kosoth Zefonaroth, Dwarf Baby has died after colliding with an obstacle.

*uh-oh, another one*

The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.
The Dwarf Baby falls over.

*cough* is it always like this when you try to explore your own fortress? And what the hell is going on?

[tp12]

your dwarves arent all dead yet, press T-travel and walk around a bit then pres > your on fortress site.

[Lord Licorice]

Did you happen to build a massive staircase just outside your nursery? I'm picturing a dwarven baby playing "Slinky" with all the "falls over", "slams into an obstacle" messages.

[Brdn666]

I get that all the time. I think the baby slamming into things is due to the fact that their parent may be dead or might just be ignoring the baby. If you want a challenge, go to your meeting area and try to kill everyone there.

[Boatmurderer]

That's some serious cave adaptation there. Roll out the foamy green welcome mat!

[imajia]

Thanks for the answers. I guess I should play Adventure Mode more often else I miss all the fun 

I tried Brdn666 advice to kill everyone in the meeting room:

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The Dwarf Champion bashes You in the right lower leg from behind with his *Iron war hammer*!
It is bruised!
The Dwarf Hammerer bashes You in the upper body from behind with his ð®Steel war hammer¯ð!
It is mangled!
Your right lung has been pierced!
Your upper spine has been broken!
You are propelled away by the force of the blow!
You slam into an obstacle!
The Guard hacks at You in the upper body from behind with his Iron battle axe!
It is cloven asunder!
You are propelled away by the force of the blow!
You slam into the Dwarf Bone Carver!
You have been struck down.

It is not that easy to kill 40+ champions defending my previous fortress...

[Astus Ater]

Wow, guess thats the dwarf version of Golf.

[Jinxed Captain Morgan]

EVERYBODY LOVES THE SLINKY GO SLINKY GO

[Kogan Loloklam]

Actually, it sounds more like Lacrosse then Golf.