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[Mulch Diggums]

Hehehe...My adventurer has had both his hands broken twice. Once he bit 4 wolves to death leaving that area with about ten wolf chunks two legs and a wolf head in his mouth. The next time his hands were both broken he bit the tail off an aligator. My other adventurer from loong ago had a total of 5 bolts and 2 arrows stuck in various body parts before he was finaly killed by a demon. Im pretty sure the reason he died there was from a goblin grabing onto one of the arrows and pulling it out or twisting it or some such. Did I mention I never had him take out any of the arrows? They were like trophies that couldnt get stolen =]

[Moogie]

That's right. I was woken up by an Olmman CHEWING ON MY HEAD. And he sucked out my left eye.

[Ziin]

I had a wrestler get both of his arms ripped off at the elbow by an enraged elven merchant, who then broke both his legs.

The poor guy managed to drag himself most of the way home before someone decided to help him.

[sorbius]

I had a dwarf take a fireball in the brain from a fire imp.  he was otherwise un hurt pretty much.  he has a few yellow wounds from burns and a grey brain wound.  is he a vegetable now? or will he get up and just not be quite right?

[Untelligent]

Most of the other wounds should heal eventually, but the brain wound won't. He'll never spar again, but he'll be able to do any other job completely normally.
 

[1sauber1]

I had a steel handaxe stuck in my head once.

[MuonDecay]

I had a dwarf take a fireball in the brain from a fire imp.  he was otherwise un hurt pretty much.  he has a few yellow wounds from burns and a grey brain wound.  is he a vegetable now? or will he get up and just not be quite right?

I find it mind-boggling that a fireball can somehow burn a dwarf all the way down to their brain and leave them alive.

Can you imagine what the poor bastard looks like now?

[ShadowDragon8685]

I guess that's the very defenition of "Superdwarvenly Tough"

[Jetman123]

I never seem to get good wounds, all of them are broken legs or arms or somesuch.

Though there was that one time I had a halberd stuck in my leg and an arrow sticking out of my chest. A peasant grabbed it and pulled it out (not sure which) and became a thief in the eyes of the nation... so the guards and peasants that were attacking me dissolve into a two-sided brawl over my corpse when I bled to death.

I love reading about adventurers with stuff stuck in things, and the creative ways with which they have met their demise.

Also! One time I was a dwarf spearman and stuck my spear in a goblin's head. Twisted it around once, grabbed it, yanked it out, killed him instantly.

[Alex Encandar]

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=15869.0

If I remember correctly she died after slaying a tentacle demon in that fortress. Good times.

[Haven]

Well, I had a metalworker who took a brutal beating from marksgoblins during a seige before she drug herself back inside. After a while of healing, the mayor decided she needed a month in prison for violating a work order by not being able to make Iron items in my magmaless rocky wasteland. He promptly mandated more iron...

So I had her miner husband pull the execution lever on the guy, to create a wonderful terraforming accident. Sweet justice. Still, I'd expected the wife had died in the prison, and forgot about it for a month or so, until I saw someone walking around, and noticed that she'd gotten out of prison, and was walking around with a red lung wound. A little winded, but she's survived for several years, and now has a happy family.

[Logical2u]

My adventurer went fighting fish, and a Longnose Gar poked out his left eye.

I travelled out of there. I decide to hunt unicorns just for fun.

The horn of the unicorn poked out the guy's other eye.

Thankfully, he died from his wounds shortly afterwards.

[Eatnobles4breakfast]

I have had many occations where both lungs have been pierced, upper spine, heart, and even liver have been pierced!
I tell ya, it's hard to find straight bolts these days...
i also had fun shooting a goblin in the head, only to break his brain, which didn't seem to bother him...lol

[Cthulhu]

I jumped 2 z-levels like seven times to see how badly I could hurt myself.  First I battered my legs, then I broke my foot, after a while I was horribly injured, and the next jump cracked my skull open, and I died a few rounds later.