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What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« on: May 15, 2008, 05:32:00 pm »
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 06:11:00 pm »
"Good" luck with that.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 06:59:00 am »
[PERSONALITY:LIBERALISM:100:100:100]


Seeing as I have never played LCS, that's the best I've got.

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 07:03:00 am »
It would bring a whole new meaning to a !!Dwarf Queen!!, that's for sure.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 10:19:00 am »
You'd get LCS with conservative humans, swords replacing pistols, and liberal dwarves that build things while at the same time horribly and messily murdering conservative automatons.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 10:56:00 am »
Okay.  We are going to the Flagon of Ale Tavern in that human town.  Now, knock down that door, grab the goods, kill the guards, and get out.

You, Mr. Engraver, get to make graffiti all over the town.

Watch out for that GCS group we have been hearing about, that is armed with crossbows.

Kidnap the mayor, while you are at it.  Maybe we will be able to get him to be a sleeper.

Burn that human flag!

You, check the polls.  I'll go recruit drunks and transients.

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 11:00:00 am »
HOLY BLEEP OPEN SOURCE DF!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 01:27:00 pm »
Large numbers of units would be hard to contro-Wait...

Thats something they both have in common...

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 01:36:00 pm »
Lol for the GCS.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 05:34:00 pm »
I have yet to play LCS, but it's simple what you'd get. Dwarven Crime Squad. A squad of Hammerers out to Hammer things. Conservative things.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2008, 12:46:00 am »
You would go to a store to buy novelty modern weapons.
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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2008, 06:07:00 am »
Instead of hideouts you will have fortresses.

And the cops/CIA will be replaced by goblins/kobolds. And booby traps would be able to stop all siegers.

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2008, 04:53:00 pm »
Urist Brewster tries to raise money by selling prepared meals that cause Elves to hallucinate that they see beeping cyber-doorways to the CIA Headquarters. Three days later, Urist is arrested by the Fortress Guard and sentenced to 20 hammer strikes for selling an export-controlled substance.

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After much effort to sway public opinion, you finally manage to convince the government to agree to limit tree cutting as per Elf demands. As a side effect, your Liberals now get bad thoughts from not having any beds.

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2008, 12:45:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Jetman123:
<STRONG>You'd get LCS with conservative humans, swords replacing pistols, and liberal dwarves that build things while at the same time horribly and messily murdering conservative automatons.</STRONG>

So cosmetic differences only.

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Re: What would happen if you crossed DF with Liberal Crime s
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 04:41:00 pm »
"Boss, bad news.  The humans realized we kidnapped this prisoner.  No sense sending him back as a sleeper.  He's no good to us now."
"Nah, I got a plan."  
*hefts axe*
*swing*
*thunk*
"Ah!  My legs!  You cut my bloody legs off!"
"Welcome to team dwarf!"

-And that's where babies come from.

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