Topic: Recent updates (Read 949 times)

valcon · « **on:** March 14, 2008, 12:59:00 pm »

# stopped dungeon master from constantly putting on cloaks

My cloakmaster is horrified.

Mephisto · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2008, 01:17:00 pm »

I'm fond of the little bit before the actual updates.

quote:
While I was testing construction removal on a glacier, a skeletal polar bear came by and guzzled my wine and stole my plump helmets.

I can just imagine some skeletal creature tipping up a barrel and letting the booze fall straight through its body. "Tastes great AND less filling!"

Keiseth · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2008, 02:24:00 pm »

Replace the soda with a wine bottle and you've got Dwarf Fortress.

Mel_Vixen · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:55:00 pm »

Fishersalwaysdie · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:40:00 pm »

Fourth Triad · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2008, 05:50:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Heph:
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I wonder what the dwarves where thinking when they saw that...

Hyperturtle · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:45:00 pm »

Hey! That's mine!

Kagus · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:16:00 pm »

Ooh! Shiny!

Eek! Monster!

Ooh! Shiny!

Eek! Mon-*snap*

Hyperturtle · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:59:00 pm »

So when a skeletal polar bear eats you, do you disappear inside of it or do you slowly get digested in a most visible fashion?

Fourth Triad · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2008, 11:12:00 pm »

You get trapped inside it's rib cage and have to brake it's ribs to escape?

Javis · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2008, 05:34:00 pm »

Since digestion begins in the mouth with chewing, that part would put a damper on the escape plans. :p