My most recent character is a wrestler. He’s not your standard sort of adventurer. Actually, lunatic is probably a better title than adventurer.
He doesn’t make his money looting crypts and he doesn’t offer his service to mayors. He wrestles the clothes off of poor, unsuspecting dwarves and then sells them to the merchants in his hometown. When I say he wrestles the clothes off of dwarves, I mean he rips them ALL off. Usually starting with the trousers, and finishing with the footwear.
The first time he succeeded in removing every bit of clothing from a dwarf, I had to stop and laugh. What is that poor guy going to say when he runs back into the dwarven halls completely naked?
“I were just on me way to the dinin’ hall, mindin’ mine own business, when suddenly this crazed man, wearin’ nothin’ but an iron mask and a leather cape jumped out from ‘round a corner, knocked me down and ripped all o’ my clothes off! Quicker than lightnin’, too! After he’d wrestled off my shoes, he ran off into the night, laughin’ like a demon! WHAT? Don’t look at me like that! I swear on my beard it’s true!”
When my character isn’t forcefully disrobing dwarves, he is out in the wild, catching monarch butterflies, fireflies and the occasional fairy. He keeps them all in waterskins.
I can’t wait until the profession skills are added to adventure mode. I love the idea of being able to build a hut in the middle of nowhere, filling it with crappy hand crafted furniture, and trophies.
Catching a fairy in a jar, and plunking it down on a crooked little table, beside a misshapen bed that has groundhog fur blankets.
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