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[aradar]

In the early summer my jackass necromancer along with his  life long friend Sakzul the cockroach man set out for adventure!!!  Sadly he would later die in a gruesome bar fight that the jackass necromancer started for no reason at all.     Later while reflecting on his friends death decided to make a performance troupe......dedicated to the god of death and suicide........ we now travel the land performing in inns castles abandoned houses any where people will listen, and when we ask you to join us to help entertain if you turn us down we will just murder you on the spot and sing a merry song while we do it.  🤣 The only song we sing and that I know is a song called  "urges and the despair".....🫠🤣

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[da_nang]

Zirilzes Bibanangrir is trying to find a single die for the mountain goat goddess of volcanos and mountains in a dwarven fortress, but all he's seeing is a bunch of death cults. He's most displeased.

[rico6822]

Human outsider peasant necromancer with ridiculous dodge and silver war hammer picked on 4 hydras (solo) by suffocating them into torso and won. Felt like a god. Got dodge skill from cave blob training.

[Laterigrade]

My elephantman vampire is able to carry around the corpse of a hill titan as a weapon, without any loss in speed.

Anything I hit is immediately either knocked several tiles away, or immediately pulped.

I'm currently travelling to a dragon on the other side of an ocean, hopefully I can kill that and use it as a club.

that’s awesome, did you do it?

[King Zultan]

That reminds me of the story where the guy would kill things with a coffin and then put the victim into it and with every new victim the coffin got heavier and more powerful, until it got to the point where it was one hitting pretty much everything he swung it at.

[Salmeuk]

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whoops. wrong thread. I have had very few adventures lately... but now I must make an adventurer to pay for this mistake

[Laterigrade]

That reminds me of the story where the guy would kill things with a coffin and then put the victim into it and with every new victim the coffin got heavier and more powerful, until it got to the point where it was one hitting pretty much everything he swung it at.

lmao I feel like I remember reading that