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ChaosSonic

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Horse takes down peasantI
« on: December 27, 2007, 06:07:00 pm »

A horse and a peasant got into a fight, with the horse striking down the peasant!

And now a peasant's wrestling a groundhog! WTF?

[ December 27, 2007: Message edited by: ChaosSonic ]

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Anti-Paragon

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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 08:57:00 pm »

Peasents enjoy a good wrestle with the local wildlife, but sometimes the wildlife takes it too far.

This will get more interesting when you find a goblin fortress right next to a chasm. Believe me.

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DuncanFrost

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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 05:02:00 am »

When I started a fortress on a human town, half the population died from attempting to wrestle wildlife. I like to think of it as a manhood ceremony.
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penguinofhonor

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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 05:19:00 pm »

I heard a horse attack someone, found it running from them, and took it down.

What usually happens with me is that I find a cave with a mixture of Kobolds and monsters that results in a lot of dead kobolds. Sometimes a dead ratman or two, but not usually.

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Torak

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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 11:36:00 pm »

Monsters and animals will always be superior to Intelligent peoples.
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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 07:49:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Torak:
<STRONG>Monsters and animals will always be superior to Intelligent peoples.</STRONG>

Thus the advantage of dwarves.

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Quitschi1337

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Re: Horse takes down peasantI
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 05:13:00 pm »

i had an entire elven capital slaughtered by carp&co
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