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[Rens2Sea]

So there i was in the river fishing:

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The milkfish has drowned. (eh?)
The tigerfish has drowned.
You pick up the milkfish corpse and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You pick up the tigerfish corpse and put it in your Pig tail backpack.

When suddenly i felt something nibbling on my leg:

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The hippo bites You in the left lower leg!

I did not notice the evil hippo standing right next to the river and it got rough, real rough:

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The hippo bites You in the left lower leg!
It is torn!
Your left knee has been sprained!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the left lower leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo bites You in the left foot!
It is torn!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the left foot!
It is badly ripped!
The hippo shakes You around by the left foot!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo bites You in the left foot!
It is mangled!
The hippo latches on firmly!
You are unable to break the grip of The hippo's mouth on Your left foot!
The hippo shakes You around by the left foot!
You lose hold of the lion leather low boot.
You lose hold of the Pig tail sock.
The left foot is ripped away and remains in The hippo's grip!
The hippo spits out your left foot.
The hippo bites You in the left upper arm!
It is badly ripped!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the left upper arm!
It is broken!
You lose hold of the Steel crossbow.
The tigerfish stands up.
The hippo shakes You around by the left upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
You miss The hippo!
The hippo bites You in the lower body!
It is broken!
Your stomach has been broken!
The hippo latches on firmly!
You give in to pain.
The hippo shakes You around by the lower body!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo bites You in the left hand!
It is badly ripped!
Your second finger, left hand has been torn!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the left hand!
It is broken!
The hippo shakes You around by the left hand!
You lose hold of the Pig tail left glove.
The left hand is ripped away and remains in The hippo's grip!
The hippo bites You in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo spits out your left hand.
The hippo bites You in the upper body!
It is badly ripped!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo bites You in the right lower arm!
It is torn!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo shakes You around by the right lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You lose hold of the tigerfish corpse.
The hippo bites You in the head!
The shot glances away.
The hippo bites You in the right upper arm!
It is broken!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the right upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo bites You in the right lower arm!
It is broken!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the right lower arm!
You lose hold of the Pig tail right glove.
The right lower arm is ripped away and remains in The hippo's grip!
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo spits out your right lower arm.
The hippo bites You in the head!
It is torn!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the head!
A chunk is torn away!
The hippo bites You in the upper body!
It is mangled!
The hippo latches on firmly!
The hippo shakes You around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
You have been struck down.
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
The hippo spits out the dwarf Chunk.
You are deceased.

Lesson of the day?
Always look up when fishing.  

Anyone else who learned something valuable today?  

[Magirot]

Yes:

If you walk around a corner in a dungeon, and see TWO giant cave spiders next to a disembered & mutilated swordsman's body, don't take that one more curious step forward.

[Bien]

I chose an elf (Yep I'm an elf person!) and I decided to assault a goblin fortress, I killed about a hundred goblins (sorry I don't want to fit the whole log in here) and came out with only a bruised arm. Lesson of the day: Elves Rule!!

[ravensword227]

I agree.  Elves rule.  When dirty combat is in, they'll be the best for sneaking around and cutting throats, backstabbing and such things.

Goblin fortresses, though, definitely seem a lot easier than before.  Maybe because there are large open portions with goblins.  In the old version, you could be sneaking, turn a corner and get shot through and killed.

[Rondol]

I had an axeman do great in a dark fortress recently. Right up until he decided to go into the underground portion... his first opponent was a goblin axeman. I learned a valuable lesson.

Rock may beat scissors, but steel great-axes beat iron halberds.

[ November 03, 2007: Message edited by: Rondol ]

[Syreal]

Very interesting, my friends!

That's kinda interesting that fish can drown . . . kinda ironic actually! I haven't seen any fish yet, where are they?

So some goblins have steel weapons now? Sweet.

[CharonX]

Big Ouch!

So first it tears off your left foot.
Then it tears off your left hand.
Proceeding to disarm you (forgive the pun) by ripping off your right lower arm.
And only then it finishes you off by mangling your upper body...

I hope the Hippo got name after that...

[Rondol]

I forget -- have I already told the story of being disarmed by an iron man? Damned thing took my sword. Then he USED it on my NECK.

And yeah, some goblins get steel now... every one in that fort had steel gear, but it didn't help them much. Most of them died of bleeding out after I cut off a couple arms and legs.

[Mephisto]

This doesn't exactly fit in, but I don't want to spam the main board with stories.

My lesson of the day is that if you want to use a weapon, don't give yourself a higher level in unarmed combat.

I can just imagine a dwarf jumping on the back of a leopard and strangling it to death.

[FlamingKittenMittin]

My lesson of the day is dont try to light your clothes on fire while wearing them to keep warm. does not work.

-edit- I just found the two drunks I had with me when my other adventurer died. they got seporated from me by an ice wall when I was sleeping.

[ November 03, 2007: Message edited by: FlamingKittenMittin ]

[Fishersalwaysdie]

quote:Originally posted by Rondol:
<STRONG>
Rock may beat paper </STRONG>

I thought paper beats rock.

[Vulkan]

My lesson of the day: Beware of giant cave spiders.

In fact, run like hell if you see one!

[Rondol]

quote:Originally posted by Fishersalwaysdie:
<STRONG>
I thought paper beats rock.</STRONG>

Right, what I said.

...Hey look a distraction!

[FlamingKittenMittin]

Lesson of the day: Dont try to cary the flaming bodies of your 7 dead followers to the ocean thats 50 squares away at least. You dont make it D: