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AlanL

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Whoops! Forgetting gravity?
« on: November 01, 2007, 04:42:00 pm »

Just for the sake of exploring I gave humans the [FLIER] tag. I then went to a town when I was done, saved, and removed it. Many humans were in flight at the time...

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*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Loading Adventurer **
The Peasant slams into an obstacle!
The Child slams into an obstacle!
The Peasant slams into an obstacle!
The right lower leg is bruised!
The left upper leg is bruised!
The Peasant's left hip has been sprained!
The lower body is bruised!
The Peasant's pancreas has been badly bruised!
The Peasant's left kidney has been badly bruised!
The lower body is battered!
The Peasant looks sick!
The Peasant's stomach has been bruised!
The Peasant's lower spine has been bruised!
The head is bruised!
The Peasant's neck has been badly bruised!
The right upper arm is bruised!
The head is battered!
The left hand is bruised!
The Guard slams into an obstacle!
The lower body is battered!
The Guard looks sick!
The Guard's pancreas has been badly bruised!
The Guard's spleen has been badly bruised!
The upper body is battered!
The left hand is battered!
The Guard's thumb, left hand has been broken!
The Guard's first finger, left hand has been bruised!
The Guard's third finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Guard's fourth finger, left hand has been bruised!
The lower body is broken!
The Guard's stomach has been badly bruised!
The Guard's spleen has been broken!
The Guard's lower spine has been bruised!
The right foot is battered!
The Guard's fifth toe, right foot has been bruised!
The Peasant slams into an obstacle!
The right foot is broken!
The Peasant's third toe, right foot has been broken!
The Peasant's fourth toe, right foot has been badly bruised!
The Peasant's fifth toe, right foot has been badly bruised!
The left lower leg is broken!
The left upper arm is broken!
The left upper arm is mangled!
The left hand is broken!
The Peasant's left wrist has been badly sprained!
The Peasant's thumb, left hand has been broken!
The Peasant's second finger, left hand has been broken!
The Peasant's fourth finger, left hand has been broken!
The right lower leg is broken!
The Peasant's right knee has been broken!
The left foot is broken!
The Peasant's left ankle has been sprained!
The Peasant's fourth toe, left foot has been badly bruised!
The left lower leg is mangled!
The right lower leg is mangled!
The Peasant's right knee has been broken again!
The left hand is mangled!
The Peasant's thumb, left hand has been mangled again!
The Peasant's second finger, left hand has been mangled again!

Interesting little trick  :p

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Keiseth

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Re: Whoops! Forgetting gravity?
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2007, 04:57:00 pm »

This is the best thing in the history of dwarf fortress. "Come with me, my people! The gods have granted us a great boon! Let us ascend to the heavens and rejoice, for now we can fly!" "No we can't." "Oh. Well d-" *Whistles, then makes a cheap splat sound.*

The Irony hits!

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Armok

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Re: Whoops! Forgetting gravity?
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2007, 05:27:00 pm »

Hi-larious!  :D
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Skeeblix

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Re: Whoops! Forgetting gravity?
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 09:59:00 pm »

5 internets to you for coming up with this.

P.S. - You just lost the game.

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Kintak

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Re: Whoops! Forgetting gravity?
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 10:19:00 pm »

I loled

quote:
Originally posted by Skeeblix:
<STRONG>P.S. - You just lost the game.</STRONG>

B& for spoilers

[ November 01, 2007: Message edited by: Kintak ]

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