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Necroing my own thread: I found a bunch of notes/write-ups of various forts I wrote for my enjoyment in 2020 (v. 0.47.04). Instead of leaving them to collect dust, I thought to share some. No screenshots, unfortunately, and the saves are long gone so can't go revisit them. Most of them are cut short, so don't expect to see a conclusion to them.
“Dear reader, I am quite excited to present to you our findings from the world known as Êrkar -- that is, the Infinite Dimensions to you who do not speak Dwarfish. Our scholarly venture was scoffed at, ridiculed even. 'Worlds of bygone ages have been reforged on Armok's Anvil, there's nothing left of them,' most said. But we disagreed. Our theories of the old worlds leaving a faint trace, a lingering pattern, in the planescape were proven correct when my colleague Master Arcanist Dakost Alespaddled found a way to access them. But I will not bore you with the details of it, for it is a story in itself and requires quite some knowledge in matters arcane. Suffice to say, with this knowledge we managed to travel to fragments of these lost planes and from Êrkar -- a world now shattered, its shards standing still, silent and unchanging -- the journal of an overseer was uncovered.
And here it is, in all its glory, as it was found. I have added notes where the journal falls short and we managed to find pieces of missing history.
My hope is that this journal will convince you, dear reader, that no matter which Armok's world we visit, there is a certain similarity to the lives of dwarves in each and every one of them.”
-- Urdim Fondledwhipped, Antiquarian and Planar Traveler
The Fortress of Anurìtdùn Kun, The Wondrous Charm of Cats
(Note: It is unclear why the dwarf settlers chose such a name, but my theory is that their intention was to found a fortress dedicated to cat worship. However, there is not much evidence to support this theory other than the peculiar name.)
15th of Granite, year 750:
“We have arrived at a suitable position to strike the earth. The ground is still covered in a layer of snow and the brook has yet to thaw. West of the brook rises a steep cliff of limestone and marble, rising ever higher and higher towards The Square Towers. There is not many trees in this area, but enough to suit our needs for now. Willow, hazel, pear and apricot. Probably some others, but mainly willows growing on the banks of The Stupid Pattern, our winding brook. There is atleast a layer of peat to be found under the blanket of snow, but mostly the area is rocky. It will be enough for us to start our plump helmet farms so that we may brew some more wine, even though we are quite well stocked for now.
We will first dig into the earth on the eastern bank of the brook and hollow out temporary quarters. First and foremost, we need a safe space to hole up and store our equipment before starting on the outpost proper, which has yet to be planned.
So far, we have not seen much wildlife or any threats, but we have to be play on the safe side, for it was said in the Mountainhome that The Square Towers is home to many a nasty beast like the yeti. We have to take into consideration also that we are only a day's walk from the foul Tower of Fatalwire, which our people are at war with. Other than that, we shouldn't be facing imminent danger from our other enemies - atleast for now. Let us pray that Shotom grant as courage, if and when the enemy comes.”
(Note: The expedition leader appears to have been named Dastot Seshkeskal, Socketshoots. He led the seven dwarves calling themselves Shasadken, The Musical Whims to found the fortress. They hailed from a civilization named The Girder of Light.)
16th of Granite:
“While I and Ustuth dug into the earth and secure our lodgings and Sigun felled some willows, our armorer Logem picked up a bow and went hunting . Seems that there is atleast wombats in the area. All fresh meat is welcome and Sodel set forth to put up temporay butcher's and tanner's workshops next to our wagon.
We struck bauxite and rubies straight away! Praised be Sedur. We will have something of value to trade this year.”
(Note: The dwarves mentioned here are Ustuth Mubunsazir, Practicebridges, a diagnoser; Sigun Dumattilesh, Roughnesstrussed, a carpenter; Logem Gasolastest, Breathcudgel, an armorer; and Sodel Eturrungak, Boulderskunks, an animal trainer -- all female, as far as we could tell.)
23rd of Granite:
“We have finished digging the dormitory while Sigun is constructing beds for us. It is not yet much of a place that we have, but once we smooth the walls and finish digging the rest, this will be a cozy home for certain.”
5th of Slate:
“Finally the brook is thawing and we have managed to dig out places for our underground farm. Next up is setting up a brewery and smoothing our meeting hall.”
27th of Felsite:
“We have finished furnishing our meeting hall with tables and chairs. We decided to call it The Walled Breakfast. This is very satisfying.”
1st of Hematite:
“Summer has arrived. In only one season we have managed to accomplish building some basic necessities and dug ourselves a quite nice hole, even though we are far from the dreams I have for this place.
We have a meeting hall, dormitory, the first workshop area complete with a mason's workshop and craftsdwarf's workshop. Storage space is already completed for seeds, meat, fish and drinks and work is underway for our plant storage. We have also dug out and smoothed our general storage and more is in the works.
During the summer I hope to have same shrines set up, dedicated to Shotom, Sedur and Lêgan Leadermasters the Standard of Authority. We need places of worship, and the sooner we have them, the better. I already feel a bit of uneasiness for neglecting the gods.
There is much work to be done and we have yet to make crafts for the caravan from the Mountainhome, which we are anticipating in the autumn. I want us to prove that this expedition wasn't a fool's errand. I hope we manage to lay the foundations of a small tavern before our brethren arrive. I have already drawn the plans for it.
Ast, while I went to check her brewing, was complaining about the rain this morning. Other than that, all seems to be in order, and I have grown quite close Endok, who has been committing to our masonry. Even though he had no skill in the start, he has shown some talent. Almost like he is a natural. Sigun, too, seems to be a fine fellow and I am happy to call her a friend. I still have to get to know Ustuth, Logem and Sodel better.”
(Note: The remaining of the seven were Ast Unibmubun, Ragpractice, a female planter, and Endok Bålvucar, Growthurns, a male trader. Unfortunately we haven't found out what were the related domains of their gods.)
1st of Hematite, Evening:
“By Shotom! The dead have arrived!
We managed to run inside and bar the doors of our meeting hall in the nick of time. Our livestock, except our cats, were not that fortunate and they are being massacred as I am writing. We are holed up in here with no food, drinks or other necessities of survival. However, we do have our mining equipment, and with some planning and luck, we may manage to deal with this problem.
Cursed be the foul necromancers of Fatalwire! But I am not discouraged, for Shotom is on our side. May she grant us strength and courage to show the undead that dwarves are a hardy lot!”
6th of Hematite:
“We managed to secure our food stockpiles and farms. Endok made a stone door from the limestone who had, and once the dead had left from our halls, we quickly put the door up and sealed it shut. We have most likely lost our yaks and sheep, but our chicken have been spared, and we have food, drinks and, most importantly, our seeds back in our hands.
By Shotom, we can now stay holed up here for as long as need be, and not care about the walking dead milling on the surface. Of course, that is not what we'll do, for we intend to retake the rest of our home from the foul rotting corpses. We'll teach them not to mess with us dwarves of The Girder of Light and that we are not afraid of them. In fact, we have made merry, recited poetry and got to know each other a little bit better during this so-called siege, hah!”
21st of Malachite:
“We are still holed up underground besieged by the walking dead. Their moans and shambling echoe from beyond our barred doors. Yet, we haven't given to despair, despite being isolated for nearly two months already. We have been busy at work; making storage pots out of stone for our crops, smoothing the walls of our meeting hall, brewing drinks, begun digging the temple area and enjoying the company of each other.
Still, we cannot continue like this. We have been sleeping on the floors, for we have no access to our dormitory, even though it is just outside of our meeting hall. Even though we have had good times and Sigun's poetry recitals have kept the spirits high, there is a brewing tension in the air and some are showing signs of boredom. We have to figure a way out of this mess before folk start losing it.
It was calm Endok, who came up with a plan: he proposed that we dig a new, long passage away from our current entry, fill it with a complex set of raising and retracting bridges and a pit. We would breach the surface, lure the dead in, seal them in the passage with carefully timed lever-pulling, and retract the floor from under them, dropping them to their doom - or atleast getting them trapped in the bottom of the pit to be dealt with later. I think that it is a solid plan, and others agreed (except Ustuth, but we can dismiss her thoughts, as she seems to always be a pessimist).
Our main problem is that none of us are particularly skilled engineers, but I do believe that with some patience, we will manage to get Endok's plan to work. I will personally see to the engineering and have full confidence in my abilities.”
1st of Limestone:
“Autumn has come. And with it, the caravan from the Mountainhome should soon arrive. I hope we will complete our plan before it. We have progressed well, but there is still much work to be done. It might be that we run out of time. If that happens, may Shotom help our brethren.”
7th of Timber:
“Finally everything is set for the trap. Now we only have to breach the surface and lure the undead in to meet their doom. But first, we shall hold a celebration - Ast and Endok are already simulating the Gite and Leti in our make-shift tavern. I will now join them, and we will decide who shall be the brave one to grab the pick and put an end to this siege.”
7th of Timber, Late Evening:
“It was decided that I and Ast will face together the peril and open a way into our trap. May Shotom grant me the courage.”
13th of Timber:
“It seems our plan did not work. We breached the surface, ran inside and waited. And waited. But the dead did not come inside. We know they are still above us, for occasionally we can hear their harrowing moaning. However, it was not a complete failure, for we dared to reclaim the rest of our humble dwelling and put up a door to block the entrance from intrusion. Now we can continue with our work and in time, the dead will surely give up and leave. I pray that the caravan didn't arrive or that they noticed the undead besieging us and left back for the Mountainhome.
Still, the gods have been in our favour, and for that we will continue the work on the shrines.”
28th of Timber:
“One of our cats has given birth to two kittens. We always have room for more vermin hunters. Speaking of vermin, we have begun work on a way to dispose of their remains and the corpses of our livestock that didn't make it inside in time. I believe I have a good grasp of the techniques used for garbage disposal at the Mountain and surely can replicate it from memory.
Winter is around the corner and still the dead are milling around. We have been under siege for half a year now. I am afraid that sun-sickness may kick in, when we finally can return to the surface.”
13th of Moonstone:
“While digging space for our shrines, we had struck bituminous coal. At first we were disheartened, because we had no wood to get a fire going to refine it. However, some of first workshops are made of wood can be dismantled for firewood. This still doesn't really help us, for our anvils are on the surface. Maybe one of us can make a run for it and try to grab the anvil when the undead are not in the immediate vicinity of us. It is not of the utmost urgency, so I will think on it further before proposing it to the others.”
23rd of Opal:
“Yet again we witnessed the birth of more kittens. They are quite adorable little creatures. And most importantly, they hunt those disgusting hamsters (such despicable creatures) that are the enemy of every food store.”
(Note: This is one of the only entries to prove that the dwarves were fond of cats.)
(Note: This entry is from the personal diary of Endok. Alas, parts of the text are missing.)
Obsidian 5th:
“Today Sigun recounted our tale in [missing] so far [missing]. Everything's alright, though I sure long for my family at the Mountainhome. It gets a bit lonely sometimes. And it would be nice to have a own room. Sort of embarrassing to sleep without one. But, I guess everyone's got the same problem currently. Wish the undead would leave soon.”
“The entries from the first year end here. We did manage to find journals for the second year, but they will require more work from the undersigned and my colleagues. Much of the entries are missing and we will have to piece the puzzle together from various notes, scrawlings and other pieces of information we found. In due time, I hope to present these for your entertainment.”
-- Urdim Fondledwhipped