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Crossroads Inc.

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Your best Tavern Tales of Bars, Brawls, and Booze
« on: August 27, 2023, 08:09:26 pm »

So, a LOT of people show up to the bars these days, you get a lot of "colorful characters" out there, and they, apparently, don't always get along...

My current bar, "The Modest Assualt" was a good sized and quite popular establishment. I was happy to keep it well stocked anf full of the best booze and grog... and then one day... An Elf Scholar, apparently had said the wrong thing to a Jaguar Bard, cause they just WENT TO TOWN!
I get a notification "Camo McElf is fighting Neko McJagurar are fighting" and next thing i know.. there are TEETH EVERYWHERE!"  no one else in the bar seemed to mind, and the two moved apart without serious damage. one had a broken arm, but otherwise seemed fine..
oh yeah... I used the teeth to decorate a crown which a presented to the Elf Ambassador this season :3


 
« Last Edit: August 27, 2023, 08:13:37 pm by Crossroads Inc. »
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