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Catspanks

_{Namacamade, Year 129}

Spoiler: Fortuity, Mayor: (click to show/hide)

“I was yelled at by a citizen.  I’m very empathetic.”

Fortuity has been the mayor for several years.  On an outbreach expedition to build a military hold outside the mountainhome, Fortuity was elected as the first mayor.  Her first and only mandate was to build a solid gold statue in the throne room, which has been repeatedly shirked by her fellow dwarves.

"We don't have any gold," they told her.  Still, until the solid gold statue is built, she may never be truly satisfied.

Spoiler: Sir Athel, Captain: (click to show/hide)

“I taught fighting.  I am very satisfied.”

Sir Athel was appointed Captain of the First Guard in the first year.

Spoiler: Wintry, Spymaster: (click to show/hide)

“I’ve been alright.”

Wintry is the Spymaster.  Wintry sleeps in a good bedroom, but Wintry keeps a chain beneath her grate, in a solid iron block room.  Wintry doesn't believe in soundproofing.

Spoiler: Morul, Garrison Commander: (click to show/hide)

“I don’t feel like I need to chase anything.”

Morul is quite intimidating.  The Garrison Commander leads the largest military unit at ten axes.  His greatest enemy has so far been the white storks of Namacamade.

Spoiler: Tobul, Toymaker: (click to show/hide)

“I’m not much of a decision maker.”

Tobul has three girlfriends.  Tobul isn't really one to react to much, but after striking iron, Fortuity appointed him Hammerdwarf.

Spoiler: Accountably, Bookkeeper: (click to show/hide)

“I feel so good!”

Typically stressed, Accountably presides over all manner of brokering and inventory, as well as various work orders.

Spoiler: Hardly, Physician: (click to show/hide)

“I told the story of the appointment of Wintry Mirrorshells to the position of dungeon master of The Cold Theater in the late autumn of 130 at The Armored Dates.  I enjoyed that.”

Hardly is the Physician.  Hardly isn't a strong dwarf, but she is somewhat conniving, and occasionally refutes accusations of bottling serum in the various mead barrels.

Spoiler: Legibly, Librarian: (click to show/hide)

“I’d just as soon not have anything too exciting happen today.”

There are over five scribes for the library, but Legibly is the only presiding librarian.  Do you like books?  Because Legibly doesn't like anything.

Spoiler: Sir Uvash, Captain: (click to show/hide)

“I taught fighting.  I am very satisfied.”

Sir Uvash's only pastime are old jokes.

The world is 150130 years young.  The strongest hero was an elf.  There's rumor of a talking rabbit.

[hedgerow]

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[brewer bob]

Catspanks

You have piqued my curiosity.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Catspanks

[AvolitionBrit]

what be this?

[Maloy]

what be this?

It is Cat Spanks!

[callisto8413]

I thought it was cats panks.