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Inatun

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If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« on: January 30, 2023, 07:52:17 pm »
Basically the title. I'm not talking mundane things like reaching the caverns or smelting your first steel bar, I'm talking crazy dwarfy stuff.  Go on, go nuts. Bonus points if you come up with a funny/punny achievement name for it.
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2023, 09:50:05 pm »
“Dwarven” Fortress -  Achieved by going at least one full season without any booze.

Dwarven “Fortress” - Achieved by losing your embark before the end of the first season.
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2023, 02:59:18 am »
There needs to be an achievement for the fort being destroyed because a door was blocked by a sock thus letting the invaders in to kill everyone.
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2023, 12:37:10 pm »
Xenophilia: Have Elf, Human and Goblin citizens

Xenophobia: Steal the trade caravans from the Elves and Humans the first time each visits your fortress
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2023, 01:28:26 pm »
Spoiler: actual spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2023, 03:42:34 pm »
Friends for Never: Completely domesticate and have a breeding program for a species that only lives a maximum of one year.
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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2023, 03:47:25 pm »
Might be a good idea to put these in the suggestions thread for achievements ;)
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Inatun

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Re: If you could add achievements to Dwarf Fortress, what would they be?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2023, 04:49:19 pm »
Quote from: voliol on January 31, 2023, 03:47:25 pm
Might be a good idea to put these in the suggestions thread for achievements ;)
I had no idea that thread existed, thanks for pointing it out. This thread was kind of meant as a joke, but I'll dump these in that thread anyhow.
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