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[Scoops Novel]

Just asking.

[Scoops Novel]

Get a lightning rod and keep it where you can see it. Sounds stupid but it's all about mentality.

[Frumple]

hypnotoad injected straight into my veins

or

the blissful release of death rest

[Scoops Novel]

I would like my mind and body not to be in two different places.

[EuchreJack]

I wish I had a way to keep myself grounded and focused on what I have to focus, basically I want to be more disciplined or sane or maybe both.

+1 to this

[Travis Bickle]

I should very much like my context to be that of a knight in the Medieval period. Perhaps I am searching for the Grail, perhaps I am being summoned to fight for the Holy Land; the exact details are not particularly important.

[EuchreJack]

Eh, I'm already a Knight.
It's pretty awesome, not gonna lie.
But sometimes you gotta wade through the swamp and sift through refuse.
And the paperwork. Oh God the paperwork!
The stories skip over those parts...

[nenjin]

I would like to separate my drive from my anger. I want the energy and the focus without getting so amped up it converts into anger as an outlet. How to care and try from a zen-like place of peace.

[Scoops Novel]

Find new inlets. Should lead you to some new outlets too.

[Scoops Novel]

Getting literally sick and tired of my constantly unnatural circumstances

[Loud Whispers]

Don't we all buddy. I could live with necessary evils, but so much of the shit we have to deal with is artificially imposed by others for little reason

[EuchreJack]

As you have now heard, this is Human Sandwich Month, where we celebrate LBGTQ!

Ah, but every good Program requires Counter-Programming!

Following in the footsteps of Governor Ron Disantos, your designated Counter-Programming is They Can't Say Gay Month!

What does that mean?
Why, Men can sleep with Men without being labelled Homosexual!
Women can sleep with Women and not be branded Lesbian!
Sleep with any consenting adult that you like, and proudly claim your full rights and privileges as a Heterosexual!
That's right people, sex up whomever you like, because they can't say you're gay!

And since They Can't Say Gay, any two consenting adults can enter any Church and demand the Clergy marry them! How could they possibly refuse you? They Can't Say Gay!

This also conveniently resolves any issues with the Athletes. They can't ban Trans Athletes in School Athletics, because they can't use the label!

[Loud Whispers]

Ah yes the Saudi approach

It doesn't exist so don't talk about it

[EuchreJack]

I would like to add that I am not saying that those who wish to self-identify are forbidden to do so. Upon rereading, that might have been unclear, and I apologize for that.

Rather, I am saying that anyone that seeks to discriminate based upon anything in the LBGTQ spectrum is now forbidden to do so, since the words used to justify that discrimination are forbidden by those seeking to do the discrimination.

I would very much like to see same sex encounters proliferate in the schools of Florida, as no longer can anyone say anything about it.
Since Sex Ed is apparently forbidden in Florida, same sex encounters are preferable since nobody is being taught to use birth control.

[Magmacube_tr]

I wish I could finish a forum game for ONCE!!! AAAAAAAAAA-

Also; The Gay^TM always wins in the end.