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[valcon]

While terrorizing my local goblin fort a mountain goat wandered within firing distance and I figured a bolt in the gut would slow him down enough for me to finish it off, but then i see:

The mountain goat pulls out the Iron Bolt and drops it.

Naturally, I applauded and allowed him to escape.  I'm sure I'll see my four legged nemesis again, and next time, I shall not underestimate his hoofiness.

[Jamini]

What if he used his teeth? Goats are ornery creatures da!

[Deon]

Omg mountain goat medic. Trainable field bolt pullers!

"Medic, we've got a man down! It's a bolt in him! We need a goat here!"

[LordNagash]

quote:Originally posted by Deon:
<STRONG>Omg mountain goat medic. Trainable field bolt pullers!

"Medic, we've got a man down! It's a bolt in him! We need a goat here!"</STRONG>

You'd just want to make sure you trained them REALLY WELL, or it could lead to some... unfortunate injuries

[Red Jackard]

The goat would pull the bolt out

and then STAB him with it

[Jurassiced]

quote:Originally posted by valcon:
<STRONG>While terrorizing my local goblin fort a mountain goat wandered within firing distance and I figured a bolt in the gut would slow him down enough for me to finish it off, but then i see:

The mountain goat pulls out the Iron Bolt and drops it.

Naturally, I applauded and allowed him to escape.  I'm sure I'll see my four legged nemesis again, and next time, I shall not underestimate his hoofiness.</STRONG>

at least it wasent " The mountain goat pulls out the Iron Bolt and stabs you in the eye" lol

[AlienChickenPie]

The mountain goat douses the wound with +Dwarven Vodka+
It screams out in pain!

[Bricktop]

Of course, haven't you seen the other Bay12 game? WW1 Goat?

[Torak]

quote:Originally posted by Bricktop:
<STRONG>Of course, haven't you seen the other Bay12 game? WW1 Goat?</STRONG>

And then you die in about 12 seconds with the most unlucky bombing ever.