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Deathbane

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The demise of 'Evilsbane' Azothkol Gethustlim Noram
« on: May 04, 2008, 12:42:00 pm »

The unfortunate end to one of my most long lived adventurers yet. During his short life, he chalked up 4 vampire kills, 2 wraith kills, survived two mace lords, a lesser dragon and even killed two insane war machines all on his own. His last deed was to kill a macelord who had been terrorising the local community. Hefting his !!keen battleaxe!! he headed out to find the foul creature.

After much searching, he couldnt find the temple where the cursed one was. He decided to take out his anger on the goblins inhabiting the tower of scourbad, and  managed to cut about 22 of them down when suddenly..

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You are struck by a ball of flames!
Your lower body is burned!
Your spleen has been badly burned!
Your lower spine has been cracked by the heat!
Your left foot is burned!
Your second toe, left foot has been badly burned!
Your fourth toe, left foot has been badly burned!
Your head is burned!
Your right hand is burned!
Your right wrist has been cracked by the heat!
Your thumb, right hand has been badly burned!
Your right lower leg is burned!
You lose hold of the Keen battle axe.
You fall over.
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The daemon prince in the right upper arm with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The daemon prince in the right lower leg with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The spinning Iron spear strikes The daemon prince in the left lower arm!
It is badly pierced!
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The daemon prince in the right foot with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The daemon prince bites You in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The daemon prince in the right lower leg with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The daemon prince strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The daemon prince in the left upper arm with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The flying Keen arrow strikes The daemon prince in the left hand!
It is mangled!
The daemon prince's left wrist has been badly sprained!
The daemon prince's thumb, left hand has been broken!
The daemon prince's first finger, left hand has been broken!
The daemon prince's second finger, left hand has been badly pierced!
The daemon prince's third finger, left hand has been mangled!
The daemon prince's fourth finger, left hand has been mangled!
The Keen arrow has lodged firmly in the wound!
The daemon prince gives in to pain.
The daemon prince falls over.
You pick up the Keen battle axe and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
The spinning Keen battle axe strikes The daemon prince in the left upper leg!
The daemon prince loses hold of the large giant hunting spider silk sandal.
The daemon prince loses hold of the large giant cave spider silk sock.
The left upper leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You grab The daemon prince by the throat with your right upper arm!
You place a chokehold on The daemon prince's throat with Your right upper arm!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
The daemon prince regains consciousness.
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
The daemon prince gives in to pain.
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You strangle The daemon prince's throat!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The daemon prince's throat.
You bash The daemon prince in the upper body with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
Aslot, daemon prince has bled to death.
You pick up the Iron spear and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You pick up the Keen battle axe and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You pick up the Keen arrow and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You pick up the Aslot's corpse and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You pick up the Aslot's left upper leg and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
You drop Aslot's corpse.
You begin sneaking.
You've been spotted!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The Guard in the lower body with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the left lower arm with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Guard in the left lower arm with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the upper body with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
The Guard's liver has been badly bruised!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the upper body with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
You bash The Guard in the head with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the left lower leg with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Guard in the left hand with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the left hand with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The Guard but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the right lower leg with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
The Guard's right knee has been sprained!
You bash The Guard in the left lower leg with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the head with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The Guard in the lower body with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the left foot with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the right upper leg with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
The Guard stands up.
The Guard stabs You in the left upper leg with her Iron spear!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard blocks The spinning Iron spear!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Guard in the right upper arm with your Keen shield!
The shot glances away.
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Guard hacks at You in the upper body with her Iron two-handed sword!
It is mangled!
You are having trouble breathing!
Your left lung has been pierced!
Your liver has been broken!
You are propelled away by the force of the blow!
You slam into an obstacle!
You give in to pain.
The Guard stabs You in the right lower arm with her Iron spear!
It is badly pierced!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the lower body with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard stabs You in the right upper leg with her Iron spear!
It is pierced!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the right hand with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard stabs You in the right lower arm with her Iron spear!
It is mangled!
The Iron spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the left upper arm with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the upper body with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the right hand with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
You regain consciousness.
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
The goblin Drunk strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The goblin Drunk!
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
The goblin Drunk strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The goblin Drunk in the upper body with your Keen shield!
It is bruised!
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
The goblin Drunk punches You in the right lower leg with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Guard hacks at You in the right hand with her Iron two-handed sword!
You lose hold of the Keen right gauntlet.
You lose hold of the giant cave spider silk right glove.
The right hand flies off in a bloody arc!
The Guard twists the embedded Iron spear around in Your right lower arm!
You give in to pain.
The goblin Drunk punches You in the right lower leg with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
You have bled to death.

So passes 'Evilsbane' Immortalitywheeled. One who even managed to half strangle a daemon prince to death before his untimely end at the hands of a mob of goblins, o h the irony after his many deeds.

PS: Sorry i dont have pictures! To let you know where most of those creatures come from, they come from the mod im making. Comment, and dont feel just because the thread title is about my adventurer you cant make comparisons with untimely demises of ones own treasured pixelated personas!

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Re: The demise of 'Evilsbane' Azothkol Gethustlim Noram
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 05:25:00 pm »

Nice way to announce your mod =).

By the way, cool fight!
Limb-chopping is always fatal. And in my mod :P I have special body structure which allows more options and organs but reduces insta-kills with bolts.
Joke. I mean, you can borrow my body structure from Middle Earth mod. Anyway it has some crashes in current versions (I think I've added too much =)).

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