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apache1990

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The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« on: February 06, 2008, 02:19:00 pm »

You've spotted a giant cave spider!
(First time I've ever spotted anything,   :)!)

The spinning small Conglomerate rock strikes The giant cave spider in the left second leg!
It is bruised!
You are no longer in hiding.
You begin sneaking.
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the cephalothorax!
It is bruised!
The giant cave spider is having trouble breathing!
The giant cave spider's brain has been bruised!
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the right second leg!
It is bruised!
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the left fourth leg!
It is bruised!
The spinning live large roach strikes The giant cave spider in the left fourth leg!
It is bruised!
The spinning live large roach strikes The giant cave spider in the left third leg!
It is bruised!
The spinning live large roach strikes The giant cave spider in the left fourth foot!
It is bruised!
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the right second leg!
It is battered!
You've been spotted!
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
You begin sneaking.
The spinning live large roach strikes The giant cave spider in the abdomen!
It is bruised!
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the right third leg!
It is bruised!
The spinning live beetle strikes The giant cave spider in the abdomen!
It is bruised!
You are no longer in hiding.
The Guard charges at The giant cave spider!
The Guard lashes The giant cave spider in the right first leg with his Iron scourge!
The shot glances away.
The Guard collides with The giant cave spider!
The Guard bounces backward!
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
The Guard is caught up in the web!
The Guard falls over.
The Guard is caught up in the web!
The giant cave spider bites The Guard in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The Guard is no longer stunned.
The giant cave spider bites The Guard in the right upper arm!
It is torn!
The Guard looks numb!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
The Guard is feeling sluggish!
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the right upper arm!
It is mangled!
The Guard loses hold of the Iron scourge.
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the right upper arm!
The Guard loses hold of the narrow Iron right gauntlet.
The Guard loses hold of the narrow cave spider silk right glove.
The right upper arm is ripped away and remains in The giant cave spider's grip!
The giant cave spider bites The Guard in the left lower leg!
It is badly ripped!
The Guard looks even more numb!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
The giant cave spider spits out Nguslu Žgustƒsost's right upper arm.
The Guard gives in to pain.
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the left lower leg!
It is broken!
You charge at The giant cave spider from the side!
The giant cave spider looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right first leg from the side with your Steel short sword!
It is badly gashed!
You collide with The giant cave spider!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the left lower leg!
The Guard loses hold of the narrow Iron low boot.
The Guard loses hold of the narrow giant cave spider silk sock.
The left lower leg is ripped away and remains in The giant cave spider's grip!
The Guard is caught up in a web!
The Guard falls over.
The giant cave spider bites The Guard in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Guard's liver has been mangled!
The Guard's upper spine has been broken!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
The Guard loses hold of the Iron shield.
The Guard is partially paralyzed!
You are no longer stunned.
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the upper body!
It is torn into pieces!
Nguslu Žgustƒsost, Guard has been struck down.
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right first leg with your Steel short sword!
It is mangled!
The Steel short sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
You maintain possession of the Steel short sword.
The giant cave spider bites You in the right foot!
The shot glances away.
The giant cave spider spits out Nguslu Žgustƒsost's left lower leg.
The Guard is partially free of the web.
The Guard is completely free of the web.
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right fourth leg with your Steel short sword!
It is badly gashed!
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You stand up.
You hack at The giant cave spider in the left first leg with your Steel short sword!
It is cut!
The giant cave spider charges at You!
The giant cave spider attacks You but You jump away!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the cephalothorax with your Steel short sword!
It is mangled!
The giant cave spider's left eye has been slashed out!
The giant cave spider is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Guard stands up.
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right first leg with your Steel short sword!
The right first leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right second leg with your Steel short sword!
The right second leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the left fourth foot with your Steel short sword!
The shot glances away.
You hack at The giant cave spider in the cephalothorax with your Steel short sword!
It is split in half from the crown to the chin!
The giant cave spider is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The giant cave spider slams into the Guard!
Ostadol, giant cave spider has been struck down.

[ February 07, 2008: Message edited by: apache1990 ]

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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 02:44:00 pm »

"...kill Stasost Wealthyspider the goblin Drunk."

Since when are drunks important bounty targets?

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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 02:54:00 pm »

Since they became wealthy spiders.
It's probably drunk demon-worshiping high priest.
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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 02:59:00 pm »

That sounds more like it.

Now to find their temple, heh heh.
*The temple is covered in blood*
*Armok is pleased!*

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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 07:44:00 am »

You lucky bastard.  Of the seven or eight adventurers I've created this release, all of them have been mangled by giant cave spiders.  Several saliva-coated heads in the dirt later, I finally managed to kill one.  Posthumously.

Apparently, having a giant bronze halberd pierce your heart is not enough of a deterrent to a cave spider who's bent on taking a few of your bodyparts for souvenirs.

(Throw bronze halberd at spider, recieve message about mangled body and several vital organs being torn to bits, have webbing shot at you, fall down, and get your head bitten off by the spider a few seconds before it falls down dead because it doesn't have a heart anymore).

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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 10:32:00 am »

Lol, the first GCS I met this release was cake, I spit it's head part in half in no time as can be seen in the other thread about GCS.  The next one slaughtered me.
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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 12:42:00 pm »

First one appeared infront of me in a 10 square long corridor. Removed a leg with a thrown sword and cut in two with a thrown axe. Collected my weapons again and walked on. Second one ambushed me from arround a corner and webbed+paralized me before i saw him. He got burried under all the drunks and peasants i brought with me and was eventualy taken down. Next came an iron man who slowly smashed all of us to paste without taking damage in return. Paralysis wore off after i had 6 red wounds already -.-
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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 01:33:00 pm »

Assassination!
What will come next!

You've been spotted!
The High Priest misses You!
You counterstrike!
You hack at The High Priest in the right hand with your Steel short sword!
It is mangled!
The High Priest's fourth finger, right hand has been broken!
You hack at The High Priest in the upper body with your Steel short sword!
It is badly gashed!
The High Priest's right lung has been pierced!
The High Priest's left lung has been pierced!
The High Priest's heart has been pierced!
The High Priest's liver has been badly cut!
The High Priest gives in to pain.
The High Priest falls over.
You hack at The High Priest in the head with your Steel short sword!
It is broken!
The High Priest's left eye has been slashed out!
The High Priest's right ear has been badly cut!
The High Priest is propelled away by the force of the blow!
You hack at The High Priest in the left lower leg with your Steel short sword!
It is broken!
You hack at The High Priest in the left upper arm with your Steel short sword!
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow giant cave spider silk left glove.
The left upper arm flies off in a bloody arc!
You hack at The High Priest in the lower body with your Steel short sword!
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow carp leather sandal.
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow carp leather sandal.
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow giant cave spider silk sock.
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow tigerfish leather trousers.
The High Priest loses hold of the narrow cave spider silk loincloth.
The lower body flies off in a bloody arc!
Stƒsost Sloronutes, High Priest has been struck down.

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Re: The Adventures of Zasit Wildshot (or Ha! I finally foun
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 01:54:00 pm »

As I prepared to leave, I hear the screams of goblins being attacked by ANOTHER giant cave spider.

Night is falling.
It is cool.
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
The goblin Drunk is caught up in the web!
The giant cave spider bites The goblin Drunk in the upper body!
It is badly ripped!
The goblin Drunk looks numb!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!

After a short walk (and screams of what must have been at least 10 different goblins), I found the spider laying waste to the goblins in the fortress!

The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the head!
It is broken!
The spinning Iron flail strikes The giant cave spider in the left fourth leg!
It is mangled!
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
The giant cave spider shakes The Guard around by the head!
The Guard loses hold of the narrow giant cave spider silk hood.
The Guard loses hold of the narrow Iron helm.
The Guard loses hold of the narrow cow leather cap.
The Guard loses hold of the Iron whip.
The head is ripped away and remains in The giant cave spider's grip!
Damsto Nonuamxu, Guard has been struck down.
The goblin is caught up in the web!
The goblin falls over.
The goblin is caught up in the web!
The giant cave spider spits out Damsto Nonuamxu's head.
You are no longer in hiding.
The goblin is partially free of the web.
The goblin is completely free of the web.
The giant cave spider bites The goblin in the right upper leg!
It is torn!
The goblin looks numb!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
The goblin is feeling sluggish!
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
The goblin is caught up in the web!
The giant cave spider shakes The goblin around by the right upper leg!
It is broken!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right second leg from behind with your Steel short sword!
It is broken!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the left third leg from behind with your Steel short sword!
It is broken!
The Steel short sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
The giant cave spider shakes The goblin around by the right upper leg!
A chunk is torn away!
You struggle for the Steel short sword.
You gain possession of the Steel short sword.
The giant cave spider spits out the goblin Chunk.
The goblin is partially free of the web.
The goblin is completely free of the web.
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right second leg from behind with your Steel short sword!
The right second leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The giant cave spider bites The goblin in the upper body!
It is torn!
The goblin is having trouble breathing!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
The goblin is partially paralyzed!
You hack at The giant cave spider in the right third leg from behind with your Steel short sword!
It is broken!
The giant cave spider falls over.
You hack at The giant cave spider in the cephalothorax from behind with your Steel short sword!
It is split in half from the crown to the chin!
The giant cave spider is propelled away by the force of the blow!
Aspozud”l Nongnobxan‰, giant cave spider has been struck down.

Score two for Zasit Wildshot the Horn-Savage of Diverting!

On my way home to Bunnybalanced, a lone cheetah ambushed me.  If I had a house, it's decapitated head would look great on my wall!

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