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PCpaste

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Night monsters
« on: March 24, 2011, 04:24:06 pm »
"A large one-eyed humanoid. It has a long, straight horn and it groans from time to time. Its charcoal skin is rough and cracked. Now you will know why you fear the night." LOL.
He had a whole bunch of dwarf corpses, and a DIAMOND QUERN in his lair.

First thing that came in my mind when I read his description: "He be climbin' in yo' fortress, snatchin yo' dwarfies up. Tryin' to rape em'... Ect."
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 05:27:26 pm »
Night monsters turn your dwarves into sex slaves. Then have childeren. Then turn the childeren into sex slaves. AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES!
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Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 01:04:35 am »
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' dwarves, an' hide yo' kittens, 'cause they rapin' errebody out 'eah.
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 07:21:58 pm »
I can just imagine the Bed Intruder Song playing as you walk into a lair.

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Now you will know why you fear the night.
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 09:03:03 pm »
But... Aren't you the one climbing in their windows?  :o
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 09:11:36 pm »
Quote from: Rushmik on March 29, 2011, 09:03:03 pm
But... Aren't you the one climbing in their windows?  :o
He be climbin in yo lairs, slayin' yo creatures up...
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 06:14:41 pm »
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 06:17:01 pm »
Tryin' to kill em', so you better hide your spawns, hide your hags, and hide your husbands, too, 'cause they're slayin' erryone up in herr...
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 06:19:41 pm »
You don't have to come and confess, we're waiting for you, we're going to defend ourselves against you...
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2011, 12:07:53 am »
So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, home home homeboy.
We got yo' victims and your vermin paste and all. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
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Re: Night monsters
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2011, 01:08:56 am »
Can anyone confirm that setting the number of night creature types to 0 in world gen will eliminate bogeymen?
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