So in the last couple years my fort has been experiencing a lot of very ugly, very public deaths. These deaths have revolved around well traveled and public places like temples and guilds. At first I didn't think much of it when I found bodies in the cathedral of oozes, but hell they worship Zimesh, god of Death & Suicide, what did I expect. Bodies also turned up in the temple of Unib Zealromanced, they worship wealth, depravity, and lust; all respectable ideals that I can get behind so I actually built that one without them requesting, but again, with tenets like that, no surprise of bodies. But when bodies started turning up in the fishworkers guild, I knew something was starting to stink. . . well, besides the umm obvious.
I started to suspect that it may have something to do with the artifacts I have on display, some worth hundreds of thousands of gold, and my wanton abandon of accepting any petition placed before me from visitors whom wish to join my fort.
I began to have these suspicions when one of my artifacts seemed to turn up missing, the display case shattered, and a mysterious clue at the scene of the crime. . . . . A novel on "A Meditation On Kidnapping". Had I found the "smoking kipper"? A coincidence? Well, probably but a really good one.
Attempting to get to the bottom of this nefarious plot, conspiracy? I consulted my justice system. Sadly I found it to be about as effective as modern day justice systems, a bunch of petty crimes for disorderly conduct, nothing more.
My questions are. . . . what's going on? Are dorfs killing dorfs for these artifacts? Are the temples whipping dorfs into a maniacal, religious frenzy? Have the fishworkers been smoking too much of that pink algae? And throughout all of this I can't help but ask the age old question, where are the authorities when you really need them!