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[Tomasque]

John, a deeply troubled man, has just come to consciousness. His body is his own, but his mind is not: everything he does is controlled by the insidious voices in his head. They have caused him much grief in the past, but where has he ended up now? John cannot remember - but the voices can.

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This is just something casual I'll be running until I get bored or college starts again. I've kept myself limited to a 64x64 grid, so I hope to make about one update every two days.

[Dermonster]

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

[King Zultan]

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

+1 We're going to buy that combo VCR / washing machine we've always needed.

[hops]

John wonders if this is actually an Everybody Is John or whether it's just based on the game. If the former, he feels a particular voice trying to hog the seat.

[Screech9791]

>Become the voice that does (in theory) nothing but screech a fucking lot. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Tomasque]

John has just woken up in the middle of a MEGA MALL, a short while before the beginning of the dreaded BLACK FRIDAY.

+1 We're going to buy that combo VCR / washing machine we've always needed.

That's right, John remembers now. It all happened so quickly - the long line, the security guards turning their back, and the skillful bypassing of a locked door. Now he's inside, ready to get that VCR / washing machine the voices have always wanted.

He looks around - this isn't right. There's no washing machines on that shelf, much less a bulky VCR. It's completely full of dog food / cruelty-free beauty product combos! Oh goodness, he's not even in the electronics section!

This place is a maze - what ever will he do now?

John wonders if this is actually an Everybody Is John or whether it's just based on the game. If the former, he feels a particular voice trying to hog the seat.

No voice needs to hog the seat, because they will all be listened to.

To satisfy the seat-hogging urge he feels, John makes a mental note to grab any sofas he happens to see along the way.

>Become the voice that does (in theory) nothing but screech a fucking lot. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are many of those. You join their heavenly choir.

[Dermonster]

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.

[Screech9791]

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.

REE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +1ing the quoted message REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEE!

[WyrdByrd]

Share your many, many animal facts, with anyone who listens. In fact, even share them with the people who don't!

[King Zultan]

Sense we're in the pet area of the store we need to release all the rats and mice from their cages.

[TankKit]

Taste test the Beef Jerky Dog Treats like you always wanted to.

REE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! +1ing the quoted message REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TamerVirus]

Grab a bucket and start combining beauty products
they call me the mixologist...

[WyrdByrd]

Sense we're in the pet area of the store we need to release all the rats and mice from their cages.

Great idea! Mice give the best hugs!

[VoidSlayer]

Once done with everything else follow the mice to the next section of the store.  They will lead the way.

[Naturegirl1999]

After releasing the mice, release the snakes too