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Nate879

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Easy way to wake dwarves up
« on: February 02, 2008, 11:02:00 am »

To wake a dwarf up, destroy the bed they're sleeping on.  I don't know whether it generates an unhappy thought.
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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 11:06:00 am »

Wow. I would have thought it would go like this:
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Armok

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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 01:19:00 pm »

Or the classical but harder method; water!

Gives me an idea; you can designate a one tile pound over a bed right?  :D

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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 01:35:00 pm »

You can indeed! Just make a hole above the bed and have someone dump a bucket of water down it.  :D
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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2008, 03:25:00 pm »

Would that work? If so, that would be an awesome idea...
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Armok

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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 03:42:00 pm »

Why don't I get a complete RP inspiration?  :(
Could someone else do an RP of a dwarf getting waked bu a bucket of water in the face?
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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2008, 07:39:00 am »

Pour water on the dwarf, yes. If that doesn't work, throw the damn bucket on him.

We need a utility that makes objects fly away based on strength, "throwing skill", and direction. So if you got bored you could throw a statue at mach 10 at an incoming dragon and watch it explode, fly back, explode again, and each individual piece of it explodes when it hits something.

Or throw a bucket at a dwarf, making him unhappy (might trigger the "has been attacked recently" thought) but doing no real damage!

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Armok

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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2008, 03:16:00 pm »

Flingyfy.exe?
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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »

quote:
Flingyfy.exe?

No fooling? I would really love to have this, if it exists.

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Re: Easy way to wake dwarves up
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2008, 04:00:00 pm »

... That was a suggestion for a utility for someone to make.
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