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[Naturegirl1999]

Turn beets into beetles and have them crawl with you. Then next year turn them into beets. People will not try to steal beetles

The ability to turn electrons into other types of leptons

[VoidSlayer]

Uh couldnt you turn the electrons in someone's body into Electron neutrinos effectively causing massive chemical reactions in their bodies as every complex organic structure breaks down violently?

I mean if you knew more chemistry you could probably make all sorts of weird or useful chemicals but just melting people is enough.


The power to change through touch blue colorization on objects into a single, specific shade of orange and that specific shade of orange into a single, specific shade of blue.

[Magistrum]

Yeah that would be brutal.

Uh... I use your suggested power of "" by condemning people to nothing and they live pathetic meaningless lives wondering if anyone ever truly loved them.


Edit: Wait, what?
The real power was editing right before people posting to make them look like a fool.

[IndigoFenix]

I'm not 100% sure of the details, but I expect you could use it to power a dynamo using the heat differential of blue and orange surfaces.

The power to puke out your intestines at will, and suck them back in.

[Naturegirl1999]

A defense mechanism to ward off attack. Something that appears to remove and replace its organs without ill effect must not be something to trifle with

The ability to replace any word with a longer synonym of itself in speech forcing other participants to use the longer synonym whenever they converse with you

[Mathel]

Stall people who wish to speak to you. Since it applies to any word, you can use it on the synonym to create an even longer one. When used on a word that appears often, this will cause great stalling.

An always-on ability to repel corpses of multicellular creatures with F=1N*r^-2 per corpse. (at most 100N though, even if the corpse is closer than 0.1m)

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Use technicalities to get bacteria with midochondria to be treated as a multi-cellular creature, as the interior of midochondria is seperad by a cell wall from the rest of the bacteria. Use this to expell the huge quantities of dead gut bacteria out of your foe's stomach, killing them with their own stomach acid. Also works if they ate recently enough that the cell structure of their food hasn't been broken down yet.

The power to know exactly how hot the sun was 100 years ago, once every year, at exactly noon EST on the first of March.

[pikachu17]

Useful for calibrating your time machine once a year.

The power of making people around you unable to say one word of your choice.

[pikachu17]

Among many other uses, you can prevent people from screaming by making them unable to say "Aaah". Best used alongside a precognitive ally.

EDIT: And I just realized that I replied to myself. I have to get used to my avatar switcher. But, yeah go ahead and make a use for the following power.

The power to turn into an immobile rhino.

[Mathel]

You may be immobile, but rhinos are much more resilient than humans. Also heavier.
Jump on your victim, then transform.

Turning every food you touch (by any part of your body) into lemonade.

[Naturegirl1999]

Make lots of money selling lemonade. Question, does raw meat also turn to lemonade? If so you could potentially turn living things into lemonade...

You can make someone fall asleep for 3 seconds. This has a 6 year cooldown time before next use

[pikachu17]

Human flesh is edible.

The ability to turn lemonade into human flesh.

Goddamnit ninjas.

During that time they are defenseless. Become an assassin every 6 years.

The ability to turn lemonade into human flesh.

[Mathel]

Turn it into human flesh while someone is swallowing it, causing them to choke. Or just troll them by turning it in a glass or bottle.

Always hearing all sounds that the human furthest from you is making.

[pikachu17]

FTL communication. Useful if we're going to have a far away space colony.

The ability to never run out of toothpaste.

[Naturegirl1999]

Develop a toothpaste powered turbine for infinite power

The ability to switch the places of a neutron and an electron but not knowing where each will go