A loud snoring noise can be heard coming from a door in the Other Plane. An eviction notice covered with crayon drawings is glued to the front, the doorknob is missing and an axe is stuck to the frame. The house is a complete mess inside. Huge heaps of ancient relics and trash block the windows and hallways, and the whole place is covered in dust and cobweds.
There's a blonde girl wearing red pajamas and what appears to be a golden collar sleeping on the sofa, inside the "living room". One can only wonder how could someone even be able to live in this chaotic and untidy mess. A half-eaten pizza falls from the roof right over the young goddess' face, waking her up.
"Zzzzz... Ah? Huh? Oh, I was wondering how long would it take to come back down..."
While eating the pizza, she grabs a broken spear from the floor and starts to hit the roof with it. Loud screaming can be heard coming from the second floor.
"Hey, Discordia... Are you still sleeping? Wake up already! HEY, DISCORDIA!"
WHAT DO YOU WANT?! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSY, ERIS?!
"Oh, okay. Sorry."
There's more screaming, the sound of blades clashing and then silence. Heavy footsteps and the clanking sounds of metal. After a while, a girl in gladiatorial armor and a blue cape enters the room. She drops the trident she was wielding and takes off her helmet. The girl looks exactly the same as the one resting in the sofa, except that her eyes are blue instead of red and her hair is completely black.
"So... Did you want anything or...?" "Yeah. For how long did I fall asleep?" "... About 3 Cycles."
"..." "..."
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A few moments later, both girls are sitting in front of a computer, wearing their usual clothes. Eris suddenly starts crying upon reading some of the news.
"NO! Why did Foxmox have to die? I can't belive this! What will happen to his servants?" "Why do you even care about him? Let's move on and continue reading the news. Seems like we've missed a lot of things."
...
"The moon exploded? Awesome! Also, the drogos apparently died. Huh, didn't I give immortality to a few? "Seems like we're not the only ones who have tried to cause some chaos. Also, another god died too... Oh my god." "What? What do you mean? I can't see!
Eris pushes Discordia aside, and starts reading. Halfway through, she starts giggling and has to struggle to contain her laughter.
"Acter's dead! And there's also Decimarch from the Aspect of Discord? I don't think I have ever heard better news before! We need to go back there immediately!" "Seeing Ema's current state, this could be our chance to finally be recognized by mortals and the rest of the gods. This time, I'll make sure they never forget our names again." "With Acter and Tachyon gone, we'll be unstoppable!"
Now, reunited with the rest of the gods, the twin goddess reintegrates herself in the pantheon.
"Hi, everyone! We're back!" "Greetings. I apologize for our absence, but we were... Distracted." "Wow! Time flies so fast when you're asleep, doesn't it? Hahaha!" "...Yeah. Anyways, would you all mind giving us a quick recap of what has happened these last 3 cycles? I have no idea how, but us leaving only caused chaos to increase in the universe instead of the opposite." "Oh, I almost forgot! I didn't introduce my daugther Dysnomia to you all, did I? C'mon, Dysnomia! Say hi to the rest! Awww, isn't she so cute?"
Eris continues to talk to the golden shackle around her neck it as if it was a living thing while Discordia waits for an answer from the other gods.