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[Poltifar]

I claim the humble pistol.

Pistol: "Hey, hey you! Yes, you with the sunglasses! I mean, seriously, what's up with the wearing the sunglasses at night?! Anyways, you fighting the terrorists, right? Right? Well why put yourself in danger, you might get hurt. Don't take unnecessary risks, you see what I mean? Look, look, over there, you see that security bot, and that military UNESCO guy? Not to mention your brother too. Why not just let THEM take care of the terrorists? What, they don't want to leave this place and get closer to the statue?? Those lazy bums! In that case, just use me to shoot the bad guys from afar, and lure them here to be minced by your 'friends'."

[Nilocy]

"The GEP gun. For all your Gepping needs. GEP your friends, GEP your neighbours, GEP your family! The GEP gun. Now free from selected Agent Brothers. Don't choose that sniper! How will you get passed those security bots? Hopefully not trying to tranquilize them?!?!!?! No, use the GEP gun. And fucking MURDER EVERYTHING! GEP one today."

Yeah, my GEP guns going to try sell itself to you... all the time.

[Pandarsenic]

Gameplay/screenshots done; in a little while I'm gonna convert/upload my screenshots for your viewing pleasure, write out the (extensive) dialogue, and post.

[Fishersalwaysdie]

Unfortunately this game doesn't have enough Police brutality, people don't bend over in pain when I baton the hell out of them.

[Okenido]

I say you shoot the corporal in the face, just to take his 10mm ammo.