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Lewzer

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Tasty vermin
« on: April 18, 2008, 10:02:00 pm »
Attempting to clear the vermin from the food stockpiles, Mesttos Fikoditdun took up the task of trapping the little buggers.  Trap in hand, he happens to pass by a glowing fairy.  "Why not?" he asks himself, and grabs the poor little thing and stuffs her into a cage.

Momuz Idshameb must have been watching the whole thing, because as soon as the fairy hits the stockpile, he quickly snatches her up and pops her into his mouth for a nice "light" snack.

Mmmmmm, fairy.

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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 10:20:00 pm »
Hey, they're good for Link.  And what's good for elves for some reason also happens to be good for dwarves, just that the dwarves aren't so squeamish about it.
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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2008, 11:05:00 pm »
For some reason dwarves seem to prefer live vermin if it's available. Not only is this mind-boggling but it makes it damn hard to start a pet store.
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"The ale barrel is over there. There is a dwarf in it."
--Their: Indicates possession.
"Their beer has a dwarf in it. It must taste terrible.
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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 11:16:00 pm »
NOM NOM NOM

I imagine it's like eating a tiny, meaty roach.

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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 11:38:00 pm »
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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 01:12:00 am »
I never thought about him eating them... more like letting them out and they healed him for being the nice guy who "set them free"
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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2008, 05:22:00 am »
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Originally posted by Cajoes:
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Oh, you bastard!  's exactly what I thought of when I read the OP.

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Re: Tasty vermin
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2008, 05:17:00 pm »
I managed some success at keeping vermin alive by forbidding my fluffy wamblers until they could be tamed.

Unfortunately, no-one ever adopted them.

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