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Wigglepuff

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The water beast
« on: June 21, 2017, 09:03:09 am »

So, doing dorfy things, getting ready to kill an uristMcuseless, when suddenly:

The Forgotten beast Thining has come! A great quadruped composed of water. It has two short horns and undulates rhythmically. Beware its webs!

Huh. So, first of all, this was in the caverns, in the water, and it didn't just melt away in the water. So clearly, this beast has the ability to keep the water molecules not stick together whenever he touches water, which is already amazing. Second of all, he has two horns. Now, did he just kill something and then take its horns, or what? Or maybe they're ice horns, since ice is water. And thirdly, it has webs inside him. So, im pretty sure soaked webs don't really "web", but whatever.

The only way i can imagine this beast is Pool Party Zac from league of legends.
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Cathar

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Re: The water beast
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2017, 09:22:28 am »

I have a question !
What would happen if a water FB is caught during winter? Below freezing temperature? I must know ! Let's do !!science!!

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Re: The water beast
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2017, 09:30:17 am »

I'm guessing either a free statue, or a crippling identity crisis followed by severe angst and [BUILDINGDESTROYER].
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Re: The water beast
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2017, 10:33:33 am »

More !!SCIENCE!! needed !

1. Wait for a Magma FB to spawn.
Make them fight to see if a Obsidian FB pops out.

2. Alternative : Wait for a Fire FB and see what happens.
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