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Author Topic: Let's Play Maid RPG: Chaos, Destruction and Frilly Outfits (Signups And Reports)  (Read 5235 times)

Twinwolf

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More Maids! GM’d by Twinwolf

Featuring...

Maya the Imaginative Dark Elf, played by Bluexdog
Korppi, raven themed loli shinigami with D-Cup Distress, by KingMurdoc
Kaylessa, extra-planar sickly neat freak, by Piratejoe

And their master, crossdressing masochist Alexandra Mioran

Let’s get started shall we?

The morning is a normal one for our maids, and a happy one- Mistress Alexandra has just returned after being absent for a few days. The Korppi and Maya manage to avoid completely ruining Breakfast, albeit barely, while Kaylessa happily goes about the groundskeeper’s job of tending the outer areas into something resembling her home plane of Elysium. Once those are done with, they wake up Alexandra- Kaylessa nearly botches it, but a timely intervention from Korppi saves Kaylessa some embarrassment. As the maids are about to return to their work, Alexandra calls them to attention: she has an announcement. She reveals that the reason she was away was a rather sad one- her father has passed on for reasons unknown. While she is sad, she is determined to move on. She’ll celebrate his life rather than mourn his passing. To this end, there is going to be a party at the manor in one week, with guests arriving in a couple days. She herself will be busy with the company after her father’s demise, so the preparations fall to the maids.

Kaylessa and Maya, being rather enthusiastic, run off to clean immediately, not particularly considering that the house will simply be dirty again by the time of the celebration. Kaylessa points out what Maya misses, insulting the latter as well. Korppi, for her part was unsure what to do until she ran chest-first into the groundskeeper, Sora Niber, who hadn’t been paying attention due to watching the fence worriedly. When they both got to their feet, he clarified that he was looking at a person-shaped hole in the metal fence. He wasn’t sure if it was simply vandalism or if perhaps there was a trespasser in the manor. Better safe than sorry, the two resolve to look around. “Where could the intruder be though? It's such a big place!" was Sora’s question. "I don't know... maybe he's hiding under a bed?" came Korppi’s response. And so they decided to look under each of the manor’s 15 beds!

Of course, a bed is an odd place for an intruder to hide, so they of course found nobody. They decided to tell the others about it, and with all the maids in on it they searched again! ...And found nobody at all. It occurs as the bell for 14:00 chimes that perhaps some more direction than “look around the mansion!” would be helpful. Kaylessa comes across Alexandra and explains what’s going on, while going to fix the fence (and meeting Sora there). Maya and Korppi, on the other hand, go to prepare lunch. They enter the kitchen from opposite ends.

...Just to see a cat-eared young woman munching on an apple. Maya is just about to go to apprehend the trespasser, before recognizing the Felid (a race that resembles humans with the characteristics of cats) as a girl from the local village. She’d asked for some money outside the inn, once. The girl- Ciri, Maya recalls- also recognizes her. She is questioned by Korppi, and admits to having broken the fence (there was quite a bit of rust on that part) by accident. She’d not originally intended to trespass, but then she’d smelled food...

"Well, I’ll escort you out, miss cat person" says Maya innocently. Ciri reddens. “Excuse me!? I am not a cat!” she responds, offended. Her stomach growls, and the maids realize that she’s rather more thin than one of her apparent age should be. “But the ears…” says Maya, quickly followed by an offer to make Ciri something to eat. Ciri had been about to go on a tirade on racism and bigotry… until there was mention of food. “You can call me a cat if you want, miss.”

Maya rather botches the dish- the fire elemental powering the oven got a bit enthusiastic- and it’s rather amazing that the “food” is still solid and not a pile of ash. While Maya’s pride is bruised, Ciri doesn’t seem to care as she digs in. Korppi slips out just as Kaylessa enters, and in a fit of perfectly straight what are you talking about priorities, makes far more edible food for Ciri even as the Felid starts turning a bit green from a mild case of food poisoning.

It’s only after sufficiently good food is created that she realizes she has no idea who the girl is, and draws her katana, demanding that Ciri surrender. When questioned for what, she responds that it is for vandalism and breaking and entering, crimes together worthy of a year in the dungeon! Ciri simply asks if the dungeon has food. When Kaylessa says yes, Ciri immediately surrenders. Kaylessa lets her have the food as reward for cooperation and so as to not waste food.

As this has been going on Korppi has gone to inform Alexandra of the intruder. She comments on how Ciri looks rather malnourished, and brings Alexandra to the kitchen, where Ciri is chowing down. “What are you doing here, miss?” Alexandra asks. Ciri says that she’s eating- she indicates Maya and Kaylessa as the chefs, and their Mistress takes note of their kindness. Kaylessa notes how Ciri’s surrendered, to the younger girl’s enthusiastic declaration that the dungeon has food. Korppi asks if Ciri has anywhere to go home too. Ciri says she usually stays outside the inn. They don’t tend to let her in though.
The maids consider the girl’s plight, before Korppi suggests allowing her to stay at the manor. Maya and Kaylessa follow up with saying she could work off the debt incurred by her crimes. Alexandra considers before saying that they have so many beds available, it’s hardly an issue to occupy another. She’ll write up the contract… right after lunch is finished.
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So it seems things in the discord are picking back up after a half year hiatus! Some new games are coming to a RollD20 near you!

Come see what all the fuss is about!
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