Someone (damn you, Crazyabe
) requested a general thread for my "You Can't Die" series of community stories. I guess I'll post in here whenever I start a new one in the future, so people can PtW in here and jump on right away. And I guess I'll stick links to all the old ones here as well.
Completed StoriesYou Can't DieThe original, the one that started it all. Don't expect pretty writing, or any semblance of a plot, but it is still pretty funny to read.
"Plot" Synapsis: An african dude is defeated in battle, and captured, but then escapes, accidentally rides a nuke, becomes god, kills an entire army, saves the day.
You Can't Die 2Probably my favorite one of the bunch, decent plot (considering I made it up as I went) and you ride a dragon named Fluffles. Good Times.
You Can't Die: Cosmological ComplicationStarted out rough, but action picked up in the end again. You are a secret agent fighting aliens in space.
You Can't Die: Medieval MeyhemThe opposite of the last one. Good start, but I ran out of steam at the end. Also, only one person was suggesting for the second half of it. You're a peasant who becomes a knight and fights in a tournament... And also accidentally destroys a castle in the process.
You Can't Die: Technology TakeoverBy far the shortest one (that I completed) Somehow, this one also involves riding a nuke, but this time it was on purpose.
You Can't Die: Space ShenanigansI like this one a lot too, I have to say it had the most coherent plot, and lots of good action. Plus, it was in space, which I like. But no aliens this time.
Abandoned Stories Either I got bored, or there wasn't enough interest. Probably not worth reading, but you do you.
You Can't Die 3I tried to come up with an entire story beforehand, but since I knew how it ended, I didn't have the motivation to write the actual story. Which is unfortunate, because I think I put the most effort in this one. Story is a mashup of zombies and Mad Max with some biblical themes.
You Can't Die: Guerilla GuardianThe USA is being invaded by NAZIS. You and your hunting eagle need to defend it. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
I am pretty sure there was another one that I didn't finish, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Oh well, it probably wasn't worth reading.
You Can't Die: A Humble HeroA fantasy story with video game logic. A parody of RPGs.
in progressYou can't die: Benevolent Beasts Two characters with two stories. A centaur, and Goro from Mortal Kombat. Pick one and watch their stories eventually meet up.