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[crazyabe]

The hydroponics bay is calibrated to generate  Vegetables which contain a total of 13.33% iron by volume and are strangly high in electrolytes, this is mostly because of a small snag form installing the engine which caused it to require potato shaped metal objects being inserted in one end relatively often.

[Chiefwaffles]

The ship infirmary reports usually 2-3 people per week coming in from poisoning related to this.

[TalonisWolf]

 The life support has a minor malfunction which causes all the air to smell like the inside of a bakery, though no one is entirely sure what the malfunction is despite numerous theories.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Several of the AI slaved to the weapons system have a conviction that tomatoes create efficiency.

[TalonisWolf]

Sometimes, a glitch occurs which will cause the AI to change their accent. The crew has formed a betting pool around what accent will be net and when the accent will swap, not realizing that the various AI will occasionally change their accent on purpose for spending money- they have learned to be quite sneaky and clandestine about their betting, and have several fake identities registered on the crew roster.