ALL PRAISE BE TO THE DIVINES!
1.) I pray to Chuck Norris, not for aid, but that He might know that the One True Prophet and the Sacred Flock endeavor to spread the Divine Truth to all peoples of the world.
2.) I task the Sacred Flock with gathering sustenance for our mortal forms, and tell them to gather their friends and families, so that they might hear the Divine Truth and be Enlightened by the New Faith. When the Sacred Flock has gathered sufficient sustenance and brought a sufficient amount of the Lost and Hopeless to the Divine Truth, they must gather a supply of armaments, that the Sacred Flock will be prepared to do battle against the Unholy Foes of the Divine Truth. Such is the Holy Will of Lord Xenu, His Will be done.
3.) I take up the mortal instruments, and attempt forge a Flamethrower, that those who would oppose the Divine Truth will will be cleansed in the Holy Fires of Divine Wrath, all praise be to the Divines. I then take up the mortal instruments and attempt to forge a suit of Plate Armor, emblazoned with the Holy Symbols of Armok, the God of Blood, that I might be shielded by His Divine Presence, so that the foes of the Divine Truth will fail to slay the One True Prophet.
4.) I preach the Divine Truth to the Lost and Hopeless, so that they might find the Divine Truth and be Enlightened by my wisdom.
5.) When the week has come to conclusion, I and the Sacred Flock will endeavor to find Vessels Of Motorized Transportation, most preferably motorcycles and sturdy jeeps.
6.) When we have gathered a sufficient quantity of Vessels Of Motorized Transportation, we will flee the City in a Grand Exodus, so that the Undead Aberrations will not overcome us. We will endeavor to find a small town susceptible to the Divine Truth, and if we are successful in our endeavor, I will preach the Divine Truth to the Lost and Hopeless, so that they will know the Divine Truth and become Enlightened by my wisdom.