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RoseHeart

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A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« on: December 27, 2016, 09:09:05 pm »

Batender asks

"So what's the best way to defeat an enemy?"

Deku Scrub begins shaking, and doesn't answer

Bellsprout says, "Poke em on... the face with a poolcue!" Holding one up in a mock demonstration.

The Deku Scrub is still shacking.

"Pop'a Cap in his ***" exclaims the peashooter making a gun gesture with his leaf hand.

The bartender looks back to the Deku scrub but it's gone!

Ten years later a MASSIVE, SCARY, TERRIFIYING giant Deku walks into the bar and says

"you know I still haven't thought of anything"
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2016, 09:14:34 pm »

I think you're looking for the terrible jokes thread? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=119347.3625
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 09:52:39 pm »

I just really needed to see that topic title exist.
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 10:11:42 pm »

o-kay.....
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2016, 10:32:19 pm »

....Yup.
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2016, 11:36:54 pm »

Good.
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2016, 12:20:14 am »

I got 0% of that joke.
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2016, 12:24:44 am »

I think a deku is some kind of sponge.
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Re: A deku scrub, a bellsprout and a pea shooter walk into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2016, 05:40:25 am »

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