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[heydude6]

It's 12:00 midnight. For the past 3 hours you've been struggling to fall asleep. Deciding that a drink might be in order, you go to the kitchen and grab a cup of milk. You begin sipping your cup when suddenly, you hear an unknown voice in your head.

"Hello darling, did you forget you were lactose intolerant?"

Immediately you spit out the milk before you start getting stomach cramps. How the heck did you forget you were lactose intolerant?

"Oh that... I made you forget."

"WHAT!!!"

I can do much worse if you don't start cooperating with me."

"Who are you?"

"My identity is immaterial, but you should probably know that I'm not the only one in your head."

Perhaps you would care to introduce yoursleves?

Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)

One day, I was watching a cheesy sci-fi show and I thought to myself "Hey! This is actually a really good premise!". So I decided to turn it into a suggestion game.

Anyway, what I should tell you right now is that you are all inside the minds of a 12 year old girl. More information will be given later, but for now just choose a text colour, play along, and act like you know more than you actually do.

Feel free to ask any questions though I might not always give complete and honest answers.

[RoseHeart]

My identity is even more immaterial. Ha! Take that milk man.

Attempt to make her burp.

I can do... Much worse.

[Funk]

Or better, but you have to do something for me first..

[heydude6]

.

.

"My identity is even more immaterial. Ha! Take that milk man."

[5]

Suddenly, despite having not drunken any milk, you burp. This hurts quite a bit due to accidental acid reflux

"I can do... Much worse."

"Or better, but you have to do something for me first.."


"Please leave me alone..."

"It's fun to fool around guys, but remember the mission. It's critical to the Director's plan.

As a reminder, we need to go to the Roschell farm where we'll then await further instructions. As for how to get there, that's our job to figure out."

Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)

You guys are doing great so far. Just keep playing along, treat this a some kind of improv.

[TankKit]

Heh heh heh heh... We are going to have fu-
Oh would you please shut up, and stop scaring the poor girl.
It's my job.
Yes it is, and it's my job to stop you getting out of control.
But I only want to have f-
YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS EXTREMELY TWISTED, NOW SHUT UP! Ahem, anyway, how are you doing today little girl? What's your name? I'm Gaudium, and he-
Ira. My name's Ira.
((And this is when I got ninja'd. Godamnit.))
PM'd.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

So where's the farm little girl? WHERE'S THE FARM?

[heydude6]

So where's the farm little girl? WHERE'S THE FARM?

"I DON'T KNOW!!"

You start crying, but suddenly you feel... joy? You giggle in glee before punching a hole in the drywall with rage. It hurts your hand a lot and you resume crying. What's going on with you head!?

You hear a voice from upstairs.

"Steve, do you hear that racket?"
"It's probably just the wind honey."
"I don't care, I'm going to go down there to make sure the house isn't being robbed!"

"Crap, we woke up the parents. We can't let them see her like this! Now in case you guys need a reminder, none of us know the exact location of the farm. Finding out it's location was one of our objectives. Anyway, we don't have much time so we'll need to act fast!

Also Ira, don't make the girl punch holes in the wall, it's very unlady-like"

[TankKit]

GOD DAMN IT IRA!
They proceed to keep changing her emotions as part of their fight until I wake up, because I need to get to bed.

[Funk]

"Now that you know what we want, what do you want?
Tell us i dont want to get nasty but..."

[S34N1C]

Girl, hide under the couch. If they find you, tell them you were hiding from a scary man drinking milk.

[heydude6]

"Now that you know what we want, what do you want?
Tell us i dont want to get nasty but..."


"I just want you to get out of my head!"

"We can't do that just yet, but if you cooperate we might be able to help you."

Suddenly, you hear footsteps near the stairs.

Girl, hide under the couch. If they find you, tell them you were hiding from a scary man drinking milk.

"Are you insane!?"

"JUST DO IT!"

As soon as those words are spoken, you develop an urge to hide underneath the couch. Unfortunately, the space is too small for you so you try to lift it up instead.

[4]

Your prepubescent muscles are too weak to lift the couch, so you decide to improvise. You gather up all the seat cushions and make a pillow fort, all while constantly shifting through happy and angry emotional states.

Your parents come in, surprised by the scene before them.

"Bridget, why are you hiding in a pillow fort?"
"A scary man broke into the house and started drinking milk"
"And you think a pillow fort would have protected you?"
"Shush Steve! She's just a child, she was clearly startled by something!"
"You sure about that honey? She's currently giggling right now. Also, who made that hole in the wall?!"

"It was the scary man, daddy"
"Do you know where the scary man went?"
"No idea mummy, I was busy hiding"
"Well scary man or no scary man, there's a hole in the wall and someone took a glass of milk from the fridge.

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this... tomorrow. Go to sleep Bridget."

"But Daddy, there's a scary man out there!"

*sigh*

"I don't normally do this anymore, but do you want to sleep with the family tonight Bridget? You'll feel safer."

"But Edna, what abou-

"Shush Steve! I understand that you value our alone time together, but our daughter is upset and she has school tomorrow."


"So guys, should we do it? It might mean that we'll have to postpone the mission until tomorrow, but if that's what you want we might as well. Personally, I would prefer if we did this in the night. Missing girls cause quite the uproar you know...

[S34N1C]

Could we do it tomorrow night?

[TankKit]

The girl hears a *BANG* and a *CRASH* *BANG BANG* *CRAAAAAASH* *SCREEEEEECH* in her head, when her emotions stop flickering, before turning into pure joy for a few seconds. *CRASH*
GOD DAMN IT IRA! And her emotions stop flickering.

[Sosoku234]

"You must escape when they sleep. And don't forget to block their door with a chair. It's so very important that this happens. You don't know what the director might do of you don't. And you don't want to find out.

[The Froggy Ninja]

"GrEeTiNgS FlEsH ThInG. aSsUaGe yOuR GuArDiAnS Of yOuR InNoCeNcE By rEsTiNg iN ThEiR PrOxImItY So wE MaY CoNtInUe oUr pLaNs fReE Of sUsPiCiOn."
((Please note that my voice sounds synthesized and robotic.))